Song Parodies -> Snore, Snore Fitifully
| Original Song Title: | "Poor Poor Pitiful Me" |
| Original Performer: | Linda Ronstadt |
| Parody Song Title: | "Snore, Snore Fitifully" |
| Parody Written by: | Rick Duncan |
Yes, the spelling is correct.
Well I lay my head on this marriage bed
Waitin' for those triple "Z"s
But the sleep don't come to me no more
He snores fitifully
Snore, snore fitifully
Snore belittlin' me
All the noise won't let me be
Husband sawin' a tree
Whoa, schmoe is me
When I met my man, didn't snooze a lot
Although we used the bed
Now that old romance ain't quite so hot
'Fact it's almost dead
Now he comes home tired and he hits the hay
Or else he hangs out in his garage
But a tool I bought keeps me not bored
With a little "neck massage"
Snore, snore fitifully
Snore belittlin' me
All the noise won't let me be
Husband sawin' a tree
Whoa, schmoe is me
Well, I bought a gift at the Sears-Roebuck
Gave him, as a present
Now the corks are in his nostrils, stuck
Now my nights are far more pleasant
Sleep, sleep beautifully
No more fitifully
All the noise don't bother me
Husband don't quite agree
No, schmoe is me
Waitin' for those triple "Z"s
But the sleep don't come to me no more
He snores fitifully
Snore, snore fitifully
Snore belittlin' me
All the noise won't let me be
Husband sawin' a tree
Whoa, schmoe is me
When I met my man, didn't snooze a lot
Although we used the bed
Now that old romance ain't quite so hot
'Fact it's almost dead
Now he comes home tired and he hits the hay
Or else he hangs out in his garage
But a tool I bought keeps me not bored
With a little "neck massage"
Snore, snore fitifully
Snore belittlin' me
All the noise won't let me be
Husband sawin' a tree
Whoa, schmoe is me
Well, I bought a gift at the Sears-Roebuck
Gave him, as a present
Now the corks are in his nostrils, stuck
Now my nights are far more pleasant
Sleep, sleep beautifully
No more fitifully
All the noise don't bother me
Husband don't quite agree
No, schmoe is me
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The poor bastard probably has OSA (Obstructive Sleep Apnea). This parody could've been my wife's late-night lament before I got my CPAP machine.
I tried a CPAP once. For me, it was cure worse than the problem.
JB: I'm in my 5th consecutive year of regular CPAP usage. Did you find an alternative that works for you?
think i'll try the corks thing with my wife..she's been known to "saw the lumber"....5s across the board for this one
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