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Song Parodies -> "There's No Wood"

Original Song Title:

"You're No Good"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Linda Ronstadt

Parody Song Title:

"There's No Wood"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

This never happens to me.....
Feeling bitter, now that we're done
Feeling bitter cause it was no fun
Despite the Wesson, and tub of Jiff
Tried my best, but there's nothing stiff

There's no wood
There's no wood
There's no wood
Buddy, there's no wood

Not gonna lay you again
There's no wood
There's no wood
There's no wood
Buddy, there's no wood

I broke a sweat and my face turned blue
Well, I broke a sweat over each part of you
I worked on that limpness on bended knee
You just say "Sorry, this is not like me"

There's no wood
There's no wood
There's no wood
Buddy, there's no wood

No sense in prayin' again
There's no wood
There's no wood
There's no wood
Buddy, there's no wood

I'm done with you now Buddy, and there's no refund
We can try again Buddy, when you're far less rotund

There's no wood
There's no wood
There's no wood
Buddy, there's no wood

Put it away now my friend
There's no wood
There's no wood
There's no wood
Buddy, there's no wood

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Know 1 can hear you dream - January 05, 2005 - Report this comment
You know what they say; there's no bad wood when maiden Marian brings out the Robin hood. (Or something like that).
Phil Alexander - January 05, 2005 - Report this comment
And I thought this was going to be a case of "caddy error" ;-)
alvin rhodes - January 05, 2005 - Report this comment
maybe ya shoulda tried "peter" pan...5s
Johnny D - January 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Nor me, of course.
Adagio - January 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one, Rick.
Kristof Robertson - January 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought this was gonna be about the world shortage of mahogany...555
Bob Gomez, wouldn't you know - January 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Spankin' great song, Rick. Can we have a hand for Rick? Anybody? No? d;:^)
Tim Hall - January 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Clear cut 5s all around

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