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Song Parodies -> "There's No Wood"
Original Song Title:
"You're No Good"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Linda Ronstadt
Parody Song Title:
"There's No Wood"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
This never happens to me.....
Feeling bitter, now that we're done
Feeling bitter cause it was no fun
Despite the Wesson, and tub of Jiff
Tried my best, but there's nothing stiff
There's no wood
There's no wood
There's no wood
Buddy, there's no wood
Not gonna lay you again
There's no wood
There's no wood
There's no wood
Buddy, there's no wood
I broke a sweat and my face turned blue
Well, I broke a sweat over each part of you
I worked on that limpness on bended knee
You just say "Sorry, this is not like me"
There's no wood
There's no wood
There's no wood
Buddy, there's no wood
No sense in prayin' again
There's no wood
There's no wood
There's no wood
Buddy, there's no wood
I'm done with you now Buddy, and there's no refund
We can try again Buddy, when you're far less rotund
There's no wood
There's no wood
There's no wood
Buddy, there's no wood
Put it away now my friend
There's no wood
There's no wood
There's no wood
Buddy, there's no wood
Feeling bitter cause it was no fun
Despite the Wesson, and tub of Jiff
Tried my best, but there's nothing stiff
There's no wood
There's no wood
There's no wood
Buddy, there's no wood
Not gonna lay you again
There's no wood
There's no wood
There's no wood
Buddy, there's no wood
I broke a sweat and my face turned blue
Well, I broke a sweat over each part of you
I worked on that limpness on bended knee
You just say "Sorry, this is not like me"
There's no wood
There's no wood
There's no wood
Buddy, there's no wood
No sense in prayin' again
There's no wood
There's no wood
There's no wood
Buddy, there's no wood
I'm done with you now Buddy, and there's no refund
We can try again Buddy, when you're far less rotund
There's no wood
There's no wood
There's no wood
Buddy, there's no wood
Put it away now my friend
There's no wood
There's no wood
There's no wood
Buddy, there's no wood
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You know what they say; there's no bad wood when maiden Marian brings out the Robin hood. (Or something like that).
And I thought this was going to be a case of "caddy error" ;-)
maybe ya shoulda tried "peter" pan...5s
Nor me, of course.
Good one, Rick.
I thought this was gonna be about the world shortage of mahogany...555
Spankin' great song, Rick. Can we have a hand for Rick? Anybody? No? d;:^)
Clear cut 5s all around
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