There's a gal in this biz
Oh, from Finland she is
And her name is Susanna Viljanen
On the site they all know
How her parodies glow
With three fives she will get what she came for
Ooh, ooh, and her name is Susanna Viljanen

She lived a good life, sought by all the guys
But instead she turned to engineering
Her songs worth a look, these are lyrics to sing
Her English is never misleading
Ooh, she's quite a wonder
Ooh, she's quite a wonder

Confusion was just, when I saw "Drive on Bus"
Thought the language was causing her trouble
But the truth I had seen, computers she did mean
And my enjoyment for her work soon doubled
Ooh, she's quite a wonder
Ooh, she's really quite a wonder

And sometimes very soon, very few know the tune
So we give her three fives and a DKTOS
And the days always dawn, for those who love her songs
And we know that her skill is the utmost

If there's a tune that you just don't know, don't be alarmed now
It's a new dream from the ex-teen queen
Fives or ones you can go by, but in the long run
You know what she deserves from her fans
And she's quite a wonder

Your friends are humming; you can't tho, 'cause the tune you don't know
Her fan club's begging you to join them
This lady, you can't say her songs blow; do you know
Her genius lies on the Helsinki wind

And as she moves on down the road
For her talent we'd sell our souls
She is that lady we all know
Whose great work always turns out to show
Her parodies all turn to gold
And if you read them very hard
The tunes will come to you at last
When all are fives and fives are all
This girl is truly on a roll

And her name is.......
Susanna......
Viljanen......