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Song Parodies -> "Help Stamp Out Steven Seagal"

Original Song Title:

"Help Me Make It Through The Night"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kris Kristofferson

Parody Song Title:

"Help Stamp Out Steven Seagal"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I think he pronouces his name..Seagal,(rhymes with "well") but, for this parody..rhyme it with "wall"...And all you S.S. fans...call off the dogs..this is just in fun, (tongue in cheeky)
Crazy eyebrows, combed back hair
Six foot somethin'...mean and tough
He's got muscles in his breath
Knocks out bad guys with a puff

Always shows up in a town
Where he's needed most of all
Please send money or big shoes
Help Stamp Out Steven Seagal !

On the side of right, not wrong
Martial arts is his best friend
Movies not of rocket science
Seen the start...you know the end..

He connects with ponytails
Like the fat part in a stall
Please send money or big shoes
Help Stamp Out Steven Seagal !

On the side of right, not wrong
On acting lessons did not spend
Movies not of rocket science
Seen the start...you'll know the end..

He connects with ponytails
Like the fat part in a stall
Please send money or big shoes
Help Stamp Out Steven Seagal !

For God Sakes, please!
It's our last hope !

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stuart mcarthur - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
heartfelt Kristof - where's the donation box, or do you just want us to send the big shoes? - 555
Arwen - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Holy Hell, Stuart...are you saying that Red Ant and Kristof are the same person???
Arwen - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!!

The power of my Stuart aimed jab is COMPLETELY lost...considering that I wrote Red Ant (why, I know not) instead of Airfarcewon.

I am such a loser.

But this is some funny stuff, AFW...very nice...
Kristof (not Kris) Robertson (not Kristofferson) - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Now you've got me confused!!! And what's Steven Seagal got to do with Red Ant? I need some paracetamol...;-) 555
stuart mcarthur - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I was REFERRING to Kristof's heartfelt FUTURE comment that he (finally) just typed (way to make a bloke wait, Kristof!) - don't go underestimating me, Arwen - and btw, nice work AFW, where's the donation box, or do you just want us to send the big shoes? - 555
alvin rhodes - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
muscles in his breath..lol...5s
Red Ant - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
AFW, DKTOS but know SS movies and you nailed my thoughts perfectly on them, 5s on that.

And oh my, what do we have here in the comments? Arwen, lol, I'm not Kristof, AFW isn't Kristof either. I have nothing to do with Steven Seagal though I did a Al Pacino related parody today.
AFW - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm not even sure who I am, after reading all the above...but in case I'm still AFW...thanks, Stuart, Arwen, Kristof, alvin, and Red Ant...let's see, did I miss anyone?...oh, yeah..and thanks Kris Kristofferson.....Oh yeah, Stuart...the shoes....no need to send...but, the next time your in the movie rental store..take one of S.S.'s movies off the shelf and step on it, yourself...even if it's just the empty box..It might catch on, as a fad
Michael Pacholek - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
The clearest sign of being a bad actor is when DMX can out-act you (Exit Wounds). As far as I know, it is "See-GAWL," as you have it here. I remember one time Nicholas Cage, who I also don't like (but "National Treasure" was terrific), was guest-hosting "Saturday Night Live," and executive producer Lorne Michaels told him he'd made an ass of himself in the monologue. "Gosh," Cage said, "I must be the biggest jerk ever to host the show." Michaels told him, "No, that would be Steven Seagal."
AFW - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael...and enjoyed the show biz insider story, there

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