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Chris Caillouet

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TOS This is the first of nine songs in a food-themed parody of Kiss’ entire eponymous debut. The full list is included in the bottom comments of each song for reference/context/song order. I was an embarrassingly huge Kiss fan in the ’70s and ’80s, and it’s fun to imagine what they’d have sung about had they been infatuated with food instead of something else. The instrumental “Love Theme From Kiss” was excluded from the set because, well, it’s an instrumental, but I suppose the parody title would have to be something like, “Food Theme From Nosh.”
I throw an ounce or two of butter
Into everything that I eat
And ’though my heart at times may flutter
It doesn’t often skip a beat

Extra butter does a body good
Everyone should join the butterhood


I buy my butter by the planeful
I gulp it down by pints and quarts
And if you think this is disdainful, painful
As Bart would say, “Hey, eat my shorts”

Dipping butter from a big tureen
Taking my advice from Paula Deen


[butter churn bass solo]

I hope someday the skies rain butter
I wish butter would flood my street
I’d splash about like quite the nutter
Then come inside and lick my feet

Everybody says that I’m insane
But I’d love a butter hurricane


Song 1 of 9 in a food-themed parody of Kiss’ debut album:

1. Butter (Strutter)
2. Charleston Chews (Nothin’ To Lose)
3. Waffle House (Firehouse)
4. Ice Cream (Cold Gin)
5. Cookie Dough (Let Me Know)
6. Chicken Time (Kissin’ Time)
7. Mousse (Deuce)
8. 100 Weight Watchiers (100,000 Years)
9. Red Velvet (Black Diamond)

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