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Song Parodies -> "Rock On The Outside (Tribute To The Thing)"

Original Song Title:

"Rock N Roll All Nite"

Original Performer:

KISS

Parody Song Title:

"Rock On The Outside (Tribute To The Thing)"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

I already wrote a tribute to the Human Torch in the past to an Aerosmith song. So here's one about The Thing to a KISS song!
Reed Richards is a huge crackpot
He turned elastic and Johnny Storm's hot
I'm feeling riled, That trip has phased me!

In space cosmic rays messed with my skin
The crowd is looking stunned when I waltz in
I've been exiled since I'm a strange freak!

It's so astounding! My fists keep pounding!

DAMMIT!
MY body's rock on the outside! It really wrecked my day!
MY body's rock on the outside! My wife has gone insane!
MY body's rock on the outside! With a bright orange shade!
MY body's rock on the outside! Now I can't score a date!

Doctor Doom's aching under this huge rock pile!
Sue Storm's so pasty that hue's not on file!
We've been defiled! Things have turned: "Heavy!"

Don't say that I'm the team's mascot!
Whiny, Whiny, I'm the worst off!
The Fantastic Four's not that Fantastic!

I'm like a mountain! I'll leave you yowlin'!

I'M A WEIRD DUDE!
MY body's rock on the outside! Brought Silver Surfer pain!
MY body's rock on the outside and life's gone down the drain!
MY body's rock on the outside! It's really off the chain!
MY body's rock on the outside but I'll still fly that plane!

When I'm not poutin'! Catchphrase is shouted!

LOUD!
I! yelled "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" I'll punch with fists of clay!
I! yelled "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" villains should be afraid!
I! yelled "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" you'll watch that debris spray!
I! yelled "IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!" this life is really strange!

I'm such a rocky troll!!!

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Peter Andersson - August 23, 2016 - Report this comment
Fantastic Four? No - fives!

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