-> "God of Chowder"
Original Song Title:
"God Of Thunder"
Parody Song Title:
"God of Chowder"
(Ok, Y'all can start cooking)
(sound effects throughout of dockside boats, waves of the Atlantic, seagulls, etc)
(Ayuh, ayuh, shoot...Yeah I head you...turn the stove down!)
Ah got somethin' to tide you
Superb soup from the sea
Winter wind got you chilly?
Ah have got what you need
Learned from Granny & Grampus
Passed from Daddy to son
How to mix clams and cream in
And mix it up into one (one one one!)
God of Chowder, Ah'm in control
Ain't no one prouder
Than me to serve you up another bowl!
(Wait, hey Dad, should we boil the clams now?!)
Ah'm the cook on the mainland
Nor'easter winds make me reel
Ah gather onions and taters
And ah commence then to peel
'Cause ah'm the
God Of Chowder, the soup is my goal
Ah'll say this louder:
Ain't no tomatoes in this cooker's bowl!
(Wait goddamit! You don't mix in the pepper and salt yet!)
(Bla bla bla bla bla...)
No one else in New England
Will cook in gray tubs of steel
Don't you B.S. to appease me (Ayuh!)
If that's the way that you feel
'Cause I'm the
God of Chowder, now don't cajole
Just take a powder
If yer New Yawker, go crawl back to yer hole!
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