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Song Parodies -> "God of Chowder"

Original Song Title:

"God Of Thunder"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"God of Chowder"

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The Lyrics

This parody is best appreciated by listening to the original recording from the Destroyer album, which as of this writing there is no simple video or stream that I can link you to.
(Ok, Y'all can start cooking)
(sound effects throughout of dockside boats, waves of the Atlantic, seagulls, etc)
(Ayuh, ayuh, shoot...Yeah I head you...turn the stove down!)

Ah got somethin' to tide you
Superb soup from the sea
Winter wind got you chilly?
Ah have got what you need
Learned from Granny & Grampus
Passed from Daddy to son
How to mix clams and cream in
And mix it up into one (one one one!)

God of Chowder, Ah'm in control
Ain't no one prouder
Than me to serve you up another bowl!

(Wait, hey Dad, should we boil the clams now?!)
Ah'm the cook on the mainland
Nor'easter winds make me reel
Ah gather onions and taters
And ah commence then to peel
'Cause ah'm the

God Of Chowder, the soup is my goal
Ah'll say this louder:
Ain't no tomatoes in this cooker's bowl!

(Wait goddamit! You don't mix in the pepper and salt yet!)
(Bla bla bla bla bla...)

No one else in New England
Will cook in gray tubs of steel
Don't you B.S. to appease me (Ayuh!)
If that's the way that you feel
'Cause I'm the

God of Chowder, now don't cajole
Just take a powder
If yer New Yawker, go crawl back to yer hole!
Copyright 2012, Agrimorfee.

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 8

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Agrimorfee - April 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Hey, NOW here is the youtube:
Porfle Popnecker - April 05, 2012 - Report this comment
This one whetted my appetite.
Matthias - April 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Of course I loved you parodying all the extra vocals thrown in by the little kid. This is a fantastic original song! One of Kiss's harder songs no doubt. This was a great parody, I would never thought of doing a parody of this but I'm glad you did. I felt like I was in Maine, Rhode Island, New England area. I would love to hear this one recorded with the little kid and everything!
Peter Andersson - April 17, 2012 - Report this comment
No other song/parody like it, that's for sure. :-)
bobpiecheese - April 22, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I get the feeling I'm missing out on something cultural here, what with the written accent and New England and New York references. Still, kudos on including the little kid parts that I didn't, and cultural confusion aside I thought this was a really friggin' good parody! 555!
Rex - April 22, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I'm still giggling at the mental image of a New England fisherman singing this in full Kiss style. Well played, sir.
KISS Me Honey - April 22, 2012 - Report this comment
I dig the OS, I dig this parody, and when a friend of mine working at a Ground Round restaurant was able to get free meals for me and a few other friends the waitress listed some appetizers and one of them was New England clam chowder. Now I love that too!
Blaydeman - April 24, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I can't hear you! You need to be chowder! JK! Unique concept, fun parody!
... - July 13, 2012 - Report this comment
I Was looking for the Cartoon...
Below Average Dave - January 05, 2019 - Report this comment
I always felt like the Greek Pantheon was missing a few Gods. . .Found one . . .God of Chowder--LMAO, that's funny, good for you God of Chowder!

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