-> "Divorced Once Married"
Original Song Title:
"Detroit Rock City"
Parody Song Title:
"Divorced Once Married"
I’m losing my pride cause it’s my wedding night
Balls are locked can only use them with my wife
I used to snog groupies by the group
All that’s gone, Bride tells me I’ve got chores to do…
I’ve got to...
Go and pick up something good to eat!
Gotta be her choice or she will freak!
I’m gonna be her slave
Till Divorced, I'm Married!
Almost noon and she says I can’t sleep
I always leave it in such a heap!
She’s irate, It fries my brain!
Left seat up and I know she’s gonna go explode!
Grabbing drinks with my bros
Grabbed crowbar and she’s smashing all my car’s windows!
Carrie Underwood said I’m a creep
Why’d she listen to “Before He Cheats”?!
Once a blast: The dating life
Bought a ring and she turned into a crazy Ho!
I’m scrubbing floors and washing knives
I’m like that chick: Cinderella, My life blows!
Cause your body left a filthy ring!
You never aim when you’ve gotta pee!!!!
If you think that love is blind
You’re Divorced once Married
Loved to gawk while at Strip Clubs
She swings at my head a frying pan I’ve got to hide
It’s so flawed, Marriage is spurned
Gutters I’ll clean if I know I want to stay alive!!!
Put on Gucci, You’ve got to look neat!
Time to massage her damn stinkin’ feet
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