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Song Parodies -> "Lost My C-ck Last Night"

Original Song Title:

"Rock and Roll All Night"

Original Performer:

KISS

Parody Song Title:

"Lost My C-ck Last Night"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

JULY 12--In the year’s most horrifying police press release, cops in Garden Grove, California describe how a woman last night allegedly cut off her husband’s penis. According to investigators, Catherine Kieu Becker, 48, “used an unknown type poison and/or drug in the male’s food to make him sleepy. She tied him to the bed and as he woke the female cut off his penis" with a 10-inch kitchen knife. Becker, pictured in the mug shot at right, then allegedly “tossed the penis…in the garbage disposal and turned the disposal to the ‘on’ position.” The 51-year-old victim, who is in the midst of a divorce from Becker, told detectives that he “believed something was wrong with his food.” After lying down and falling asleep, cops reported that the man awoke to his wife “tugging his clothes off. The suspect grabbed the victim’s penis and cut it off.” Becker, who called 911, reportedly told officers that her husband “deserved it.” The man was transported to a local hospital where he underwent emergency surgery and is in serious condition. In mid-May, citing “irreconcilable differences,” Becker’s husband filed a petition seeking to end the childless couple’s 16-month marriage, according to Orange County Superior Court records. The man, who reported separating from his wife on April 1, filed for divorce without the aid of an attorney. His only listed assets were a Garden Grove condominium that is underwater by $34,000, and a Toyota Prius whose debt outstrips its market value by $3000. Arrested for aggravated mayhem, false imprisonment, assault with a deadly weapon, and other counts, Becker was booked into the Orange County jail, where she is being held in lieu of $1 million bail.
You took away everything I've got
There was no romancing‘, you sliced off my c-ck
You drugged me up, everything got hazy
You said you wanted us to eat in
Said it would be fun, you let me in
Woke up in blood, Bitch, you’re f--kin’ crazy
I kept on shoutin’, you kept on shoutin’

I lost my c-ck last night and my wife was taken away
I lost my c-ck last night and my wife was taken away
I lost my c-ck last night and my wife was taken away
I lost my c-ck last night and my wife was taken away

You threw my c-ck down the garbage disposal
You could have went on with the divorce proposal
Woke up in blood, Bitch, you’re f--kin’ crazy
You took away everything I've got
Crazy lady, a man now I’m not
You drugged me up, everything got hazy
I kept on shoutin’, you kept on shoutin’

I lost my c-ck last night and my wife was taken away
I lost my c-ck last night and my wife was taken away
I lost my c-ck last night and my wife was taken away
I lost my c-ck last night and my wife was taken away
I lost my c-ck last night and my wife was taken away


I kept on shoutin’, you kept on shoutin’ -WTF?
I lost my c-ck last night and my wife was taken away
I lost my c-ck last night and my wife was taken away
I lost my c-ck last night and my wife was taken away
I lost my c-ck last night and my wife was taken away
http://images.ctv.ca/archives/CTVNews/img2/20110712/600_ap_catherine_kieu_becker_110712.jpg?2

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WCJ - July 13, 2011 - Report this comment
She could have just gave him a circumcision instead! ;-D Excellent Rob! 555! :-)
Old Man Ribber - July 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Rob - Put it in the garbage disposal? That's even beyond Lorena Bobbitt! ;D
Rob Arndt - July 14, 2011 - Report this comment
OMR, was surprised that the guys here didn't jump on this one as fast as I did. It made the news and was everywhere as you mentioned LBwith the comparison- but with a garbage disposal!!! OUCH!!! Emasculation extreme!!!

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