I love it when I'm smoking pot
Gimme lots of vodka by the shot
I'm getting drunk I must be crazy

We're lighting up the Camels again
I also enjoy heroin
You bring the beer, I'll roll the doobies

We keep on smoking and we start drinking

(Chorus)
I like to drink and smoke all night
I do it every day

I sniff crack in six inch long lines
I think the high feels real great

Haven't had some good Jim Beam for a while
Not since Paris got out of jail
Its been a while, so give me twenty

I'll share all of the drugs I got
Bartender gimme one more shot
Can you drive me home if I getstumbly

If the joints keep on rolling we'll keep on smoking

(Chorus)
I like to drink and smoke all night
I do it every day

I sniff crack in six inch long lines
I think the high feels real great

(Repeat chorus until fade)