Song Parodies -> I'm Too Old To Rock And Roll
| Original Song Title: | "Rock And Roll All Night" |
| Original Performer: | KISS |
| Parody Song Title: | "I'm Too Old To Rock And Roll" |
| Parody Written by: | neocon9 |
You loved us when the band was hot
Now we're gonna give it one more shot
We're gettin' old, we must be crazy
We're puttin' on the make up again
It covers up a bunch of wrinkled skin
You bring the bread, we'll make the gravy
You keep on standing, we'll keep on singing
(Chorus)
I used to rock and roll all night
But now my hairs turnin gray
I have to get to bed by nine
Rub on a tube of Bengay
Haven't picked up my giutar for a while
Not since them hula hoops went outta style
Its been a while, I'm pretty rusty
We'll give you everything we got
Would you like to see my liver spots
Can you drive us home if we get sleepy
If the shirts keep on sellin we'll keep on yellin
(Chorus)
I used to rock and roll all night
But now my hairs turnin gray
I have to get in bed by nine
Rub on a tube of Bengay
I wanna rock and roll all night
But I can't stay awake
I like to rock and roll all night
But then my body would ache
I'll try to rock and roll all night
If there's some dough to be made
I wanna rock and roll all night
But I get drowsy by eight.
(Repeat chorus until silent)
Now we're gonna give it one more shot
We're gettin' old, we must be crazy
We're puttin' on the make up again
It covers up a bunch of wrinkled skin
You bring the bread, we'll make the gravy
You keep on standing, we'll keep on singing
(Chorus)
I used to rock and roll all night
But now my hairs turnin gray
I have to get to bed by nine
Rub on a tube of Bengay
Haven't picked up my giutar for a while
Not since them hula hoops went outta style
Its been a while, I'm pretty rusty
We'll give you everything we got
Would you like to see my liver spots
Can you drive us home if we get sleepy
If the shirts keep on sellin we'll keep on yellin
(Chorus)
I used to rock and roll all night
But now my hairs turnin gray
I have to get in bed by nine
Rub on a tube of Bengay
I wanna rock and roll all night
But I can't stay awake
I like to rock and roll all night
But then my body would ache
I'll try to rock and roll all night
If there's some dough to be made
I wanna rock and roll all night
But I get drowsy by eight.
(Repeat chorus until silent)
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I liked it, but as Ian Anderson said: you're never to old to rock & roll, if you're too young to die :-)
Dude, you just ripped off Bob Rivers' parody of the song.
oh come on!!!! why take someone elses work and try making it your own?, amiright fans are parody fans world wide, so god knows how many people will know its bob rivers work and not urs!!!! Try writing your own work
i put it up just to find out who sang the song (and to make people laugh) thanx for telling me
im gonna do that right now
btw thanx for telling me who sings the real song.
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