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Song Parodies -> "Cyber Bowl All Night"

Original Song Title:

"Rock And Roll All Night"

Original Performer:

KISS

Parody Song Title:

"Cyber Bowl All Night"

Parody Written by:

Freedom Rock

The Lyrics

"Cyber bowling" is where, at a bowling alley, they turn on disco lights and black lights and play dance music, usually on Friday and Saturday nights. This parody is dedicated to that. And I know that the lines "and party everyday" and "and bowl a perfect game" don't 100% perfectly match, but I think the parody line at least fits.
You bowl with everything you've got
You bowled 290, that's quite a lot
Our bowling's wild, your bowling's crazy

You say you want to knock down some pins
And dancing in here, that's not a sin
Our bowling's wild, your bowling's crazy

There's people bowling here, people bowling

I wanna cyber bowl all night
And bowl a perfect game
I wanna cyber bowl all night
And bowl a perfect game
I wanna cyber bowl all night
And bowl a perfect game
I wanna cyber bowl all night
And bowl a perfect game

You keep on saying you will bowl for a while
And also dancing, with modern style
Our bowling's wild, your bowling's crazy

You bowl with everything you've got
You bowled 290, that's quite a lot
Our bowling's wild, your bowling's crazy

There's people bowling here, people bowling

I wanna cyber bowl all night
And bowl a perfect game
I wanna cyber bowl all night
And bowl a perfect game
I wanna cyber bowl all night
And bowl a perfect game
I wanna cyber bowl all night
And bowl a perfect game
I wanna cyber bowl all night
And bowl a perfect game
I wanna cyber bowl all night
And bowl a perfect game
I wanna cyber bowl all night
And bowl a perfect game
I wanna cyber bowl all night
And bowl a perfect game
I wanna cyber bowl

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Stray Pooch - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL. Sounds like fun! Myself, I'd settle for breaking 200. But hey, wait, we weren't talking about golf, were we - lol! Nice job.
Spoofatology - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Very nice. Good Pacing. I sang it to myself as I read - it was hard not to imagine crashing pins and bogeying 290 bowlers.

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