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Song Parodies -> "Plastik Kasket"

Original Song Title:

"Plaster Caster"

Original Performer:

KISS

Parody Song Title:

"Plastik Kasket"

Parody Written by:

Ribs

The Lyrics

If you're a KISS fan you'll get it...
Think my days are numbered, my pulse is growing faint
My life is almost over, I can't wait

My breathing is laboured, my death is close at hand
Now this water cooler comes into the plan

It's so big and expensive, not much for selection
It seals up really tight for my protection, my protection

Plastik Kasket, the ultimate body-basket
And the silky sheets are just fantastic
Now my body's in Plastik
And you better not burn it
I'm gonna' look most grand at my interment

It's so big and expensive and not much for selection
Till I die, it holds my KISS collection, my collection

Plastik Kasket, Plastik Kasket
Shovel dirt on my Kasket, Plastik Kasket
Cuz these silky sheets are just fantastic - tastic
They're fantastic!

It's so big and expensive and not much for selection
It's sealed and watertight for my protection, my protection

Plastik Kasket, Plastik Kasket
Grab a hold of the Kaskets plastic handle
And throw dirt on me by the handfull - handfull

Plastik Kasket, Plastik Kasket
The ultimate body-basket, Plastik Kasket
They'll call me by the name fanatic - natic

Plastik Kasket, Plastik Kasket
Like a huge KISS waste basket
But it's made of space-age thermoplastics - plastics

Plastik Kasket, Plastik Kasket
Pay for it with more plastic, "Master" plastic
Hope ya' know that I'm just bein' sarcastic - castic

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Floyd's Garage - June 04, 2003 - Report this comment
I get it. Great Job
scammer - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
i am a big KISS fan... great job!!!!! sounds somthing KISS should be writing about know.

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