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Song Parodies -> "Brain Blow Concussion"
Original Song Title:
"Rainbow connection"
Original Performer:
Kermit the Frog
Parody Song Title:
"Brain Blow Concussion"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
Songs like this make me want to slam my head against the wall
Why do all those many
Lumps make my brain slow?
Is that why my I.Q. slides?
Brain blows cause visions
From all the contusions
And brain blows hurt more than my pride
Dropped on my head as a kid, I received it
And now I'm not right mentally
Someday they'll cure it
My brain blow concussion
Until then I'll wait "patient"ly
Who said that every smack
To my head was harmless?
Folks think I came from a bar
They always think I'm drunk
Or maybe just crazy
That's why I just play guitar
What's so amusing
Is I don't go boozing
I'm just challenged neurally
Someday they'll cure it
My brain blow concussion
Until then I'll wait partially
Good thing I'm under its' spell
I don't know that my life is tragic
I am here half a mind
Alone with my voices
I feel them changing my pad
Are these the nurses that tend to life's failures?
Care for the sick and the mad
I think this song drove my head through the brick wall
The message was sick'ning to me
Someday they'll stop it
These lyric confections
Until then I'll write parody
Lumps make my brain slow?
Is that why my I.Q. slides?
Brain blows cause visions
From all the contusions
And brain blows hurt more than my pride
Dropped on my head as a kid, I received it
And now I'm not right mentally
Someday they'll cure it
My brain blow concussion
Until then I'll wait "patient"ly
Who said that every smack
To my head was harmless?
Folks think I came from a bar
They always think I'm drunk
Or maybe just crazy
That's why I just play guitar
What's so amusing
Is I don't go boozing
I'm just challenged neurally
Someday they'll cure it
My brain blow concussion
Until then I'll wait partially
Good thing I'm under its' spell
I don't know that my life is tragic
I am here half a mind
Alone with my voices
I feel them changing my pad
Are these the nurses that tend to life's failures?
Care for the sick and the mad
I think this song drove my head through the brick wall
The message was sick'ning to me
Someday they'll stop it
These lyric confections
Until then I'll write parody
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Clever title and great parody from the president of the Head Injury Allstars....555
What a boot to the head! Another classic song ruined. Seriously, a Great, Great job! 555
It's snot Sneezy's peeing green.
Great job, Rick! 555
DKTOS, but it's a fun read. I'd send along wishes for a full recovery but if that happened you might stop writing parodies...so just keep banging that head to the wall, man, we luv ya' ~ ~ ~
Great job. Very funny.
wonderful! that song is SO corny.
I like this. Eric Lindros will hate it, though he won't remember why. (And, since he's a Flyer-turned-Ranger, I don't care what he likes.)
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