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Song Parodies -> "Your J-Lo Collection"

Original Song Title:

"The Rainbow Connection"

Original Performer:

Kermit the Frog

Parody Song Title:

"Your J-Lo Collection"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

So glad you’re home, honey
How did your day go?
Oh, you saw that cab outside?
Made a decision, I’ll clear your confusion
That taxi will soon be your ride
While I was cleaning, I couldn’t believe it
You didn’t want me to see
Too late, I found it…your J-Lo Collection
‘Neath THE trap door in your stud-y

You’ve got a sugar dish
From ‘The Wedding Planner’
And THIS sealed up in a jar…
Looks like a lock of hair
How did you receive it?
IS this mat from…her car?
It’s not star gazing, you’re off the wall crazing
With eighteen co-pies of ‘Gigli’
And since I found it…this J-Lo Collection
I HOPE you like cel-i-bacy!

Totally under her spell
Your ob-session’s thoroughly tragic!

Now it makes sense to me
Your surgery choices
You bought Marc An-thony’s face
Can’t be-lieve I found
All HER movie trailers
Our wedding vi-de-o erased
I’ve seen too much, I don’t plan to ignore it
You’ll soon hear from my att-orney
I hope it’s worth it…your J-Lo Collection
‘Cause BRO-ther, now you don’t have me

La da da dee
Da da dee
La la la la dee
Da dee dee

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 9

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Porfle Popnecker - June 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Another winner!
AFW - June 26, 2012 - Report this comment
There would definitely, be a lot of background to a collection like that...nicely done, Arwen
Peregrin - June 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Funny, Arwen. That guy made a bad choice!
John Jenkins - June 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Very good. The celibacy line might be the best. But, Arwen, are you suggesting that those of us on AmiRight who frame your parodies and put them in Arwen shrines might be in trouble if they get discovered by the other women in our lives?
Arwen - June 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Porfle...thank you!!


Pippin...:) Thanks! And again...I'm so glad to hear from you!!

John...I absolutely am not saying that, of course. I condone all hoarding of Arwen memorabilia. ; ) I feel like I haven't seen you around here in a million years either. It's like throwback Saturday for me. Yay!

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