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Song Parodies -> "The Dribblers"

Original Song Title:

"The Gambler"

Original Performer:

Kenny Rogers

Parody Song Title:

"The Dribblers"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

On a late summer's evening - on a plane bound for Bismark
I met up with a dribbler, we had both got up to pee
He took his restroom turn first - I watched War And Peace on tv
At the end, fin'lly came out - my gritted teeth saved me..

He said, "Friend, I spend most nights - headin' for these restroom spaces,
Especially when I'm travelin' - Cuz' my prostate's oversized
I hope subject's not too pers'nal - but maybe yours, same case is
So upon your return, boy, we ought ta' share advice."

I just nodded cuz' my throttle - was pre-set to restroom trottle
Rushed in, lit a cigarette, and gave my lip a bite
When I'd finished, he was still there - bearded face, when left, clean shaven
Said, "It's a chore to play the game boy, looks like another six pee night"

"You gotta' go, just can't hold it, unzip, unfold it
Out comes the weakest flow, that stop and start's no fun
It's like cold slow molasses, while we stand there like dumb asses
Like Mohammed on the mountain, job's not easy done

Now every Dribbler knows - the secret to survivin'
Is knowin' how to doze and wake - till morning things won't keep
And every trip takes longer - us dribblers, we're the losers
So, the best that we can hope for - is to catch a little sleep

We reach our destination - become good friends in Bismark
We meet down at the Y - and play hoops every day
At basketball, we sparkle - one day a scout comes callin'
And he signs us, now we're dribblers - for the NBA

We really know how to bounce 'em - know how to roll 'em
And tho' we're older gents - we out gun the young
We're makin' tons a' money - and that pleases my wife, Mabel
It's the hen talk now, of Bismark - what us dribblers done..

It's the hen talk now, of Bismark - what us dribblers done..

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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Jonathan - August 08, 2013 - Report this comment
wee wee and basketball what a combo! 5's
AFW - August 08, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jonathan for your vote and comment
Lifeliver - August 12, 2013 - Report this comment
Sorry I was slow to get to this, Airfarce - I've had a busy past week. This was hilarious. Good to see you haven't lost your touch. You handled an unsavory topic with great humor and aplomb. 555
AFW - August 13, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, for stopping by and commenting...LL

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