Ev'ryone considered him the chipmunk of the county
You never stood a single chance to prove the county wrong
The guy in the red's Alvin, used to be dressed in yellow
But someone always told you, Dave, you're reading Alvin wrong

He was only a minor, just like Simon and Theodore
I looked after Alvin, sung in high-pitched fashion
I still recall the final words Alvin said in his theme song
We'll bring you action and satisfaction!

Promise me, Dave, the chipmunks acted too dumb
Walk away from trouble if you can
Now that you should know when Alvin won't bother you then
I hope you're fair enough to understand
Dave, Alvin was still getting out of hand

There's someone for ev'ryone and Alvin's love was Brittany
In her arms he didn't have to prove he's just a boy
One day, Theodore's angry while Simon got so uptight
They took turns at Brittany, all they do's to annoy

Alvin walked away, suddenly Brittany's cryin'
His bandmates have told her not to fall love and fool 'round
Eleanor and Jeanette are getting upset ready to fight
Theodore and Simon once and for all here in a beatdown

Promise me, Dave, the chipmunks acted too dumb
Walk away from trouble if you can
Now that you should know when Alvin won't bother you then
I hope you're fair enough to understand
Dave, he was still getting way out of hand

Ev'ryone considered him the chipmunk of the county