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Song Parodies -> "My Anal Cavity"

Original Song Title:

"Coward of the County"

Original Performer:

Kenny Rogers

Parody Song Title:

"My Anal Cavity"

Parody Written by:

poomaster

The Lyrics

All my dung is coming out of my anal cavity
My muscles push and groan all day to dump the fecal logs
My browning stools in the toilet, will mix with my pee yellow
Dung is always flowing, and than my toilet clogs

Pee mixed with feces of mold will come by poop and pissing
My anal hairs are flowing when diarrhea runs
My stool befalls in toilet chair like flies do to salami
Buns displace the running of browning anal tons

Air out colon with ExLax to get the runs
Blowing out my bunghole when waste pass
Anal colors reek and my asshole smells like cheese
My dung will come out of my smelly ass
Buns stained with browning poo that is crammed

Pushing out my anal crums on toilet loving icky
Anal farms making my waste will sooth unloading slam
Dung hanging from my anus will be fecal rearing calling
Flying turds are icky
I blew out three of them
Floaters going out the door and making my room dying
Torn colon sheds a rip of fecal smearing can
The brown liquid inside my place gets on the TV picture
But I just I want to unload my butt and smell feces again

Air out colon with ExLax to get the runs
Blowing out my bunghole when waste pass
Anal colors reek and my asshole smells like cheese
My dung will come out of my smelly ass
Buns stained with browning poo that is crammed

The anal cois were big as a fat man in a bar room
Ass will suck shit up as the splashing comes 'cross floor
When I peed in the toilet the brown and yellow mixing
Butt poo flying out my ass drops as I made my fecal roar

Twenty years of pooing makes me enjoy my juicing
Fecal juice comes out of crack dripping in the loo's call
When solid logs in the room come to the juice for mixing
My ass has made it icky as I caught my fecal fall
And my turd will lay

Air out colon with ExLax to get the runs
Blowing out my bunghole when waste pass
Anal colors reek and my asshole smells like cheese
My dung will come out of my smelly ass
Buns stained with browning poo that is crammed

All my dung is coming out of my anal cavity...

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Mr. 1's - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment
CRAP! :P......................................................
2Eagle - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Congress must have been busy today.
Jonathan S. - May 12, 2007 - Report this comment
DON'T YOU SEE WHAT POOMASTER DID??????? HE MADE EXACTLY 25 PARODIES, THEN STOPPED!!!!! HE DIDN'T DO THESE JUST 'CAUSE HE THOUGHT THEY WERE GOOD, (I hope not, anyway) HE JUST DID IT TO GET HIS OWN PAGE ON THIS SITE!!!!!! DO YOU SEE NOW??

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