-> "Cheney, That's Harry on the Ground"
Original Song Title:
"Ruby, Don't Take Your Love to Town"
Parody Song Title:
"Cheney, That's Harry on the Ground"
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You liquored up yourself and waved your shotgun in the air --
Cheney were you concentrating, showing proper care?
The Texas night was falling when you lurched and spun around
Oh Cheney, that's Harry on the ground.
It wasn't me who started talking Breathalyzer scores,
But you hid from the sheriff and the journalistic corps.
And yes it's true you went on FOX, that hardly qualifies
Oh Cheney, your boys are micro-sized.
It's hard to trust a man who sneaks around like he's a spy,
And the wants and the needs of the media age, Cheney you realize.
But if you're not leaking secrets, then you hardly make a sound
Oh Cheney, until you popped that round.
He's leaving soon, that's pretty clear, he's halfway out the door.
Not so much for Harry, but for Halliburton's war.
And with Scooter Libby talking while Fitzgerald sniffs around
Oh Cheney, indictments could abound.
Hey Cheney. how does Gitmo sound?
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