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Song Parodies -> "Leavin' Lucille"

Original Song Title:

"Lucille"

Original Performer:

Kenny Rogers

Parody Song Title:

"Leavin' Lucille"

Parody Written by:

DJ Rob UK

The Lyrics

In a bar in Toledo
Across from the steeple
Where we had got married
One day

A long time ago
Though it doesn't see so
We have lasted so long

Now she was leaving
My heart was a weepin'
At the words I had to say

You've Picked A Fine Time To Leave Me, Lucille
With 400 Children
And a Croc. in the field
I've had some bad times
And just as many sad times
But this time
I'm eating Oatmeal

You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille

After she left me
I drank some whiskey
I can't believe she went out the door
In search of a better life
what did she do that for?

She was a beauty
And now she's gone
I think i'm goin' to loose my mind

How I long to hold her
and have her cook me
a-breakfast, just one more time


You've picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
With 400 children
And a croc. in the field
I've had some bad times
And just as many sad times
But this time
I'm eating Oatmeal

You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille

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