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Song Parodies -> "The Greatest(Funny Version)"

Original Song Title:

"The Greatest"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kenny Rogers

Parody Song Title:

"The Greatest(Funny Version)"

Parody Written by:

Amy Hollingsworth

The Lyrics

Stupid boy, he thinks he's all that
Just 5 years old, and he's full of crap
Says "I am the only player who is all"
As he says this at school, the girls laugh at him down the hall
So he walks right up after he's put down
Says "I'm the best in this whole town!"
Everyone's so shocked you can hear the sound
He trips and falls to the ground!

Now the girls and boys don't say a word
He struts off and calls them all dumb turds
Says "I am the only player there has ever been"
And he winks one eye, and he shows off again
So he walks right up after he's put down
Says "I'm the best in this whole town!"
Everyone's so shocked you can hear the sound
He trips and falls to the ground!

"I am the greatest, and that is no lie!"
He hitches his pants one last time
And he walks right up; struts with all his might
The girls are now filled with fright
His hair's as still as still can be
And his pants fall and that's trip three!

Now school is out as everyone calls
"Stupid boy, don't try to fall!"
Says "I am the greatest, that is a fact
And all of you know I'm all that!"
Says "I am the greatest, that is understood
And now you all know my kisses are good!"

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