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Song Parodies -> "House of Wayne Manor"

Original Song Title:

"House At Pooh Corner"

Original Performer:

Kenny Loggins

Parody Song Title:

"House of Wayne Manor"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Don't feel too sorry for Alfred
Batman and Robin and I work here long
In the Batcave under his estate
They go crime fighting while I mop the floor
And believe me that odor is strong
And I've clean up this rat hole and that's why I'm paid
And you'd think he could hire a cute Swedish maid

So help me please Batman
It's breakin' my back
This big house of Wayne Manor- I'm one
You'd be surprised
There's so much to be done
Clean all the bathrooms, there's five
All full of guano, no lie!
Need holidays from Batman and Robin, I do!

Hiring a crew isn't what I should do
For the secret just might be exposed
All up to me, with no help from the mice
And those guys never pick up their clothes
So I take the Batcopter and go into town
And those girls that I hire turn my frown upside-down

It's hard to explain what I do for the boss
All this butlering has it's down side
I'm as old as the hills but I still get my thrills
Sleeping there with a chick by my side
So I call them in, I kiss them and soon they are leaving
I swear that old whore looks like Julie Newmar

Believe me, I'm a man
I get me some "back"
In the house of Wayne Manor, it's fun
No one can know
There's more girls to be done
Once the Bat's off on a drive
Take off the old suit and tie
Back to the cave of Batman and Robin
Feel like a slave to Batman and Robin
But I have days of poon

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Paul Robinson - June 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Man, it's enough to make Kenny Loggins take an know, from what I hear, almost anything is enough to make Loggins take a de-logging detour. 5's ~ ~ ~
Michael Pacholek - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Batman, this is Commissioner Gordon. There's a 555 in progress!
Johnny D - June 27, 2005 - Report this comment
"poon" ? Hmm...have I ever heard that word before? Hmm...hmm...

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