Song Parodies -> Dismembered When I Was A Kid
| Original Song Title: | "Remember When You Were A Kid" |
| Original Performer: | Kenny Karen |
| Parody Song Title: | "Dismembered When I Was A Kid" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael McVey |
I lost a leg and both my hands,
Climbing to the tree top.
Playing with an electric fan
Made my arm get lopped off
A pony ride one Sunday night
Almost claimed my big toe,
And I tore up one of my eyes,
Climbing through the window.
Dismembered when I was a kid,
That's just the way it is,
I don't have all my members.
Our neighborhood was like a zoo,
The kids sure raised some heckles.
AK-47's and B-52's,
Hand grenades and shackles.
Things always got real dangerous when
school started in September.
I stepped on a land mine and busted my shin,
Once again dismembered!
Dismembered when I was a kid,
That's just the way it is,
I don't have all my members.
Badly dismemberd, badly dismembered....
Climbing to the tree top.
Playing with an electric fan
Made my arm get lopped off
A pony ride one Sunday night
Almost claimed my big toe,
And I tore up one of my eyes,
Climbing through the window.
Dismembered when I was a kid,
That's just the way it is,
I don't have all my members.
Our neighborhood was like a zoo,
The kids sure raised some heckles.
AK-47's and B-52's,
Hand grenades and shackles.
Things always got real dangerous when
school started in September.
I stepped on a land mine and busted my shin,
Once again dismembered!
Dismembered when I was a kid,
That's just the way it is,
I don't have all my members.
Badly dismemberd, badly dismembered....
©2004 Michael W. McVey
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