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Song Parodies -> "Please Don't Low"

Original Song Title:

"Please Don't Go"

Original Performer:

KC & the Sunshine Band

Parody Song Title:

"Please Don't Low"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

I love moo...

Bess, our love's 'no-no'
Don't want friends to know
That I wanna kiss your udds
It's more than your milk I adore

So please don't low
Don't low, don't moo - no way
Please don't low
Don't loooooow, when baggin' you in hay...

Heifer's sweet, my beast in a stanchion
I would make cream for you
Always grass - to be cud
By brown one as ruminant as you

So please don't low
Don't loooow, don't moo - no way
Please don't low
Don't loooooow, when baggin' you in hay
Hay hay hay

Steak

Elsie, love you so
Why, my love can't but show
Bo-vine funna - push and shove
Rememb'rin' to shirk from those horns

So please don't low
Don't loooooow, don't moo I plea
Ud-der-ly
I'll knead your calves
I'm down on Holsteins
Peggin' beeves beeves beeves
Don't low
Won't you steer me Bossy
Just beef me cow
Oh no no don't low
Please don't low
Can't let world know
That why eye's winking so

Stop and smell the daisies
Please me so...

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John Barry - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Many fine kine lines.
Guy - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
This is udder madness. Such a mooving parody. Got milk? Got fives!
Johnny "A Sucker for Cute Cow Parodies" D - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Cannot resist....cow parody....too funny....too cute....well-written....must....vote....fives.....MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
mandamoo - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, I AM bovinely biased, but this is excellent. ! I was gonna point out a faourite line or two, but there are sooo many. Well done, you clever Hobbits. Oh.....and I love you guys too.....hee hee ;-)
DeeRange - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Great lines everywhere. I got milk here. High 5's
Rick D - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
David Bowie once released an album called "Low". Three months later, Nick Lowe released an album called "Bowi". Nothing do do with your effort, just funny.
Mari D - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody mooved me.
alvin rhodes - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
you milked me for 3 fives here...too funny
the bono - August 28, 2004 - Report this comment
vivid imagination sprinkled with fun. Def. Mary & Pippin job. Who are these ppl incognito ???

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