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Song Parodies -> "Peregrin Bites"

Original Song Title:

"Wuthering Heights"

Original Performer:

Kate Bush

Parody Song Title:

"Peregrin Bites"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

The saga continues...
Despite the 'One Guy's' crummy scores
We're feeling quite serene
Pip is a tempter - and my fantasy
For thee - Higginsy
Show yourself Malky
Pippin's needing to possess you
Things we need to - to show to you!

Rice Cube's got it right
Knows if he tells he is going to lose his sight!
Be forewarned that Peregrin, Peregrin, Peregrin bites!

Billy - it's me - it's Merry and I've shown
I'm so bold - let us start with hands to hold
Malky - oh dear - it's Pippin - he has shown
What we'll do if we could get you back home

Mike's in the dark and feels lonely
It's no good asking LebeiW
Bob pines a lot - Tone-Def does not
Have a single clue
Royce would like to know - also Bobo
What are we? Mistress or master?

Peregrin roams in the night
Merry wants Pip locked away well out of sight
And says watch out cause Peregrin, Peregrin, Peregrin bites!

Malky - wants three - he won't be so alone
Nor too old - bring along the Florios
Malky - oh please say you're free - don't postpone
It's so droll - don't forget those Oreos

Mal don't you fight it - let us take a holiday
Ooh let us have it - wanna check your quals today
Know how to please Malky

Malky - Pippin and Merry - don't say "No'm"
We're resolved - want you in our control
Handcuffs - let's see - let us get the blindfold
It's our goal - your erogenous zones
Malcolm - Pippin and Merry want you prone
We're so bold

Malky - don't fight - this Merry, Peregrin
'Cus they bite...

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   3

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malcolm higgins - May 19, 2003 - Report this comment
don't even know the song but I gave you 5-5-5 anyway.. any song about me can't be all that
Royce Miller - May 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Sorry I don't know this original song; but if you "guys" continue to be whacky and crazy, I'll consider it ok for me to do the same. Didn't know I was going to be catapulted into being mentioned in, and the subject of, many a whacky song. It's alot to take at once....keep smiling.
Peregrin - May 19, 2003 - Report this comment
We would hope for nothing less, Royce!
Meriadoc - May 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm and Royce - you should download the song - it is really lovely. The pacing is hard to do, but Pippin did most of it and did it beautifully. We are trying to slow down on the wacky ones and get back to food and stuff, but this one was too good to pass up! Glad you are enjoying!
mandamoo - May 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Ahem, um..............yep, another funny one ! : )
Paul Robinson1 - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Found this on your Website. DKTOS, but maybe I'll download the original. I've been curious as to what Kate Bush sounds like. I happen to like Tori Amos and her early work is often compared to KB. the gender pendulum...personally I think it's much better to maintain the mystery (which you probably already planned on doing). It adds a little intrigue to this site.

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