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Song Parodies -> "Boycott the French"

Original Song Title:

"Send in the Clowns"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Judy Collins

Parody Song Title:

"Boycott the French"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Paté de foie gras
And fine chablis
We ate our brie and did dine
Elegantly
We loved the French

Sipped Evian
Munched escargot
Strolled on the Champs Elysees
So long ago
Les bons Français
Aimions les Français

Then came Chirac
Snubbing U.S.
Finally tying
The hands of U.N. - what a mess!
Veto and veto again
Such a tragic affair
Thumbing their nose
What did they care?

Don't you love farce?
In '44
We saved their French butts in a most
Terrible war
Now boycott the French
Must boycott the French
Don't purchase their wares

N'est-ce pas riche?
Ou etrangé?
Oú sont nôtre amis Français?
Oú sont allé?
Now boycott the French
Please boycott the French
And make it quite clear....

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John Jenkins - March 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Très bon et très drôle. Cinq-cinq-cinq.
Meriadoc - March 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Merci beaucoup! :-D
John Harvey - March 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Oui, C'est bon. Ce n'est pas la meilleur, mais c'est bon. J'aime les Francais. Ils combaitre pour le paix.
Billy Florio - March 31, 2003 - Report this comment
I only know one phrase in french...Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?....so, Ill say that here just to follow the suit of French replys.....
Les Bubba - March 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Les Français n'ont aucune fidélité ou courage.
John Harvey - April 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh, sure they are.
Meriadoc - April 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Ooh la la! Je suis tres amusé! :-D
mandamoo - April 04, 2003 - Report this comment
How do you say 'cool!' in French?!
Peregrine - April 04, 2003 - Report this comment
"frais", je crois ?
Shaz - April 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Merci!
Paul - May 04, 2003 - Report this comment
"Frais", oui, mais pas avec le meme sens. Le mot français pour "cool" est "cool".
Ya great, Boycott the neo nazi americans - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
The whole world is already boycotting USA, so your childish and irrational french bashing is so ridiculous, USA is showing to the world his poor nazis policy, colonialise a foreign country, claims that Saddam "a poor puppet who can get out of his bunker for 12 years without taking risk" is killing his people, poor counts, USA embargo on medications did 700000 childrens and dead in irak in the last 12 years. i understand why the world hate you all, with intelligence of a snail , you claim to be a power, as the french never surrended to fight the morons in world history, at UN, Nato or others, USA isn't a power, a real power gather the world around him and have a dessent diplomacy, and now that you humiliated the muslims world, don't be wonder about the news 9/11 who ares coming. as about the claiming of coming into WWI WWII to"save the french", When in his history France was in danger, the USA shown his coward friendship, the neutral traities of 1794 "when france was under war against the euro crown dictate" in 1914 and 1939 "when prescott was dealing with nazis till 1942".. never the american came in normandy to save France, Ike could choose belgium of holland to debark his troops, France was liberated by the french troops, so don't be so pride of the allies guys dead in d day, they never knew where they was fighting. as about yours 60000 troops died in france, France lost 2 millions peoples under nazi bombs, i 'm proud to be boycotted, i hope i will never meet you, that could be a carnage. as France the poor country, uhmmm, it seems that Putin appart, Chirac is the only one to have the right to erase USA of the planet 5 times, and in less than 2 minutes. so that's life, but i agree boycott the french products, you don't derserve them!
malcolm higgins - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
well well well.. let me put in brackets all your mistakes, as well as the enritr philosophy of your ignorance..but first, the spelling and grammar.. and by the way.. SIGN YOUR NAME TO IT COWARD The whole world is already boycotting( Boycotting THE USA) USA, so your childish and irrational french bashing is so ridiculous,(Perhaps a period here, and no ranting???) USA is showing to the world (their) his poor nazis policy, (colonialize) colonialise a foreign country,(period here) claims that Saddam( the whole sentence here needs redone) "a poor puppet who can get out of his bunker for 12 years without taking risk" is killing his people,(am I to surmise the "o" should not be in the word "counts"?) poor counts, USA embargo on medications( another period) did 700000 ( nee the singular here, not "childrens") childrens and dead in (Iraq) irak in the last 12 years. i understand why the world ( perhaps "might hate you all" )hate you all, with( the ) intelligence of a snail , you claim to be a power, as the french never surrended to fight the ( Actually, it was the Germans ) morons in world history, at UN, Nato or others, USA isn't a power,( a period here again) a real power (would) gather the world around him and have a ( now is that a decent diplomacy? or a dessert diplomacy)dessent diplomacy, and now that you humiliated the (Muslims') muslims world, don't be wonder about the news 9/11 who ( what ares you saying heer? )ares coming. as about the claiming of coming into WWI WWII to"save the french", When in his history France was in danger, the USA (has) shown his ( you have shown your intelligence here ) coward friendship, the neutral traities ( would you mean treaties here??) of 1794 "when france was under war against the euro crown dictate" in 1914 and 1939 "when prescott was dealing with nazis till 1942".. never the american came ( to ) in normandy to save France, Ike ( I like Ike) could choose belgium of holland to ( diembark you camel .. you debark a tree you disembark a platoon of troops) debark his troops, France was liberated by the french troops, so don't be so ( you mean proud, I'm sure) pride of the allies (who died )guys dead in d day, they never knew where they was fighting. as about yours ( your 60,000 tropps ) 60000 troops died in france, France lost 2 ( wow two millions peoples??? is that more than two million people?? are they doubled if you pluralize it?? like 4 million actual or two times two millions?????) millions peoples under nazi bombs, i 'm proud to be (personally I am proud to be educated and literate) boycotted, i hope i will never meet you,( unless you change my tire at a sweat shop you hog) that could be a carnage.( I see you have the period finally, but what is having a carnage???) as France the poor country, uhmmm, it seems that Putin ( You mean like Napoleon Torus Bone-appart?)i appart, Chirac is the only one to have the right to erase USA of the planet 5 times,( wow not four but five times??? a fate worse than death, I can assure you) and in less than 2 minutes. so that's life, ( actually being wiped out five times is death) but i agree boycott the french products, you don't derserve them! sign your name coward.. as a brit, and a member of the coalition of the willing, remember we kicked your sweaty arse every conflict so watch whos feet you tread on, Malcolm higgins oh and by the way.. ESL = English as a Second Language learn some
Meriadoc - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you Malky darlin'! But if I had gotten here first I could have saved you all that typing; I was just going to reply: "Et je t'aime aussi...." ;-D
Michael Pacholek (with an assist from Lou Reed) - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Merry: Entre des cloches, votre serviteur, Malcolm, ne pas l'abandonner. L'assaut, chere maîtresse, et cher remède son coeur.
malcolm higgins - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
hey girls.., ouvrier la fenetre.. ferme la port...... ouvrier la fenetre ferme la port.. ferme la fenetre ouvrier la port..
Pat Carrasco - June 05, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't speak French, thank goodness! I did like the song, however. Malcolm, are you trying to say that the poor, poor (said sarcastically) French should not be bashed? I don't care if the world is against the USA, they are entitled to their opinions, but, as we came to France's rescue several times and they repay us by going behind our backs and making deals with the former Iraqi regime, it only stands to reason that we should be dissappointed in them.
Jeremy - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
I've searched everywhere... Kids in Quebec say: "oh man la, cela! c'est cordial, hein?" for saying "Oh man, that's so cool, eh" But if you just want a general word for cool, say this: 'cordial' :-)
Elizabeth - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Les Français sont des singes de capitulation qui mangent le fromage - but I wish a more sensible country would start making Sauternes.
Boycott France the official song - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
go here and download the free song Boycott France http://unitedstates.fm/boycottfrance.htm here are the lyrics Boycott France (Music and Lyrics Gianluca Zanna © 2005 ASCAP) distribuite free for not commercial purpose © 2005 just please link back Boycott France (Air France) Boycott France (Michelin) Boycott France (Sofitel) Boycott... les Frogs World War one World War two We saved your ass, you we were screwed Never again we’ll give our blood for a bunch of traitors a bunch of frogs Oil for Food Chirac Iraq With China Russia behind our back bribes and blood on your hands you french for sure you’re not our friends Boycott France (Evian) Boycott France (l’Oreal) Boycott France (Chivas Regal) Boycott... les Frogs Boycott France (Christian Dior) Boycott France (Dannon) Boycott France (Lancome) Boycott... les Frogs Air France Michelin Sofitel Evian Moet Chandon Renault Salomon Jean-Paul Gaultier Chanel Bollinger San Laurent Fina Total Martel Cognac Mumms Club Med Alcatel Allegra BIC Perrier Pierre Cardin Veuve Clicquot Yoplait Evian Oreal Chivas Regal BOYCOTT Boycott France (Dom Perignon) Boycott France (Pegeout) Boycott France (Louis Vuitton) Boycott... les Frogs Boycott France (Moet Chandon) Boycott France (Renault) Boycott France (Salomon) Boycott... les Frogs Dear mon ami, so today you are fat, cocky, and also free but you have already forgotten what our fathers did... You sound quite different from the days of the german occupation there is hate in your chic and brainwashed new generation For those of you who have forgotten the blood of the our fathers shed... For those who have forgotten who is good who is bad... For those of you who have forgotten... who saved your ass Now it’s our time to remember: Boycott France!!!! Boycott France (Fina) Boycott France (Total) Boycott France (Martel Cognac) Boycott... les Frogs Boycott France (Chanel) Boycott France (Bollinger) Boycott France (Yves Saint Laurent) Boycott... les Frogs Boycott France (Dom Perignon) Boycott France (Pegeout) Boycott France (Louis Vuitton) Boycott... les Frogs Boycott France (Moet Chandon) Boycott France (Renault) Boycott France (Salomon) Boycott... les Frogs
Un francais - September 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Proud to be french!!!! VIVE LA FRANCE !!!

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