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Song Parodies -> "Rocka Roada"

Original Song Title:

"Rocka Rolla"

Original Performer:

Judas Priest

Parody Song Title:

"Rocka Roada"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

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Cream-eatin’ mama, ’52 bomber,
Sorts the men out from the boys.
Won’t be beaten, ice cream eatin’
Is one of her pride and joys.

She’s an almond-chompin’ woman,
And she sucks those marshmallows down.
Don’t rebuke her, she will nuke ya,
And then she will take your crown.

Rocka roada woman for a rocka roada man,
You can have her if ya want her, if ya think you can.
Rocka roada woman for a rocka roada man,
You can have her if ya want her, you can.

[guitar solo]

She just hates vanilla, cold guerrilla,
Layin’ down Street Law.
Makes her own luck, strawberry sucks,
Chocolate don’t please that one no more.

Grocery fighter, twelve-quart-a-nighter,
Carries a .44
Tommy Gunner, what a runner,
Ma and Pa would drop their jaws.

Rocka roada woman for a rocka roada man,
You can have her if ya want her, if ya think you can.
Rocka roada woman for a rocka roada man,
You can have her if ya want her, you can.

Rocka roada woman for a rocka roada man,
You can have her if ya want her, if ya think you can.
Rocka roada woman for a rocka roada man,
You can have her if ya want her, you can.

[repeat until fade]
Copyright 2017 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by showing you what's for.

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