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Song Parodies -> "Who's Frying Cow"

Original Song Title:

"Who's Crying Now"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Who's Frying Cow"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

M&P do not subscribe to the theories contained within, we have both witnessed each other partaking of cow...
Vegan insist to be
And still they ply on me
Cow chopped and hewed in parts - so sad !
Hot on a turning spit
And basted bit by bit
Wrong so to fry bovanity !

Propane feeds the fire
Must slay meat supplier
Wonder, who's frying cow ?
Moo parts warm, well-done
Cool breeze it's wafting on
Wonder, who's frying cow ?

So where's the corn tonight ?
It must be oversight
Time we should change our food chain ways
I'm in a blood-soaked rage
I'll not be assuaged
I'm biting on nothing that needs graves

Hamburger's inspire
One to burn with ire
Dumb dude, who's frying cow
Else' and Elmer's sons
Soon be filet mignons
Wonder, who's frying cow ?

Only so many steers you can fry
I should get cattle prodder
And cow that carnivore's rump
He'll jump sky-high

Action needed dire:
Should smite burger frier
Blunder to fry a cow
Imparts big mistake
Fool steak-in to partake
Dunderhead frying cow

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alvin rhodes - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
what a scream...i had no idea i've been eating elsie and elmer's kids
John Barry - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I've ruminated on this, and it's boss!
Clucky The Chicken - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I think it's an okay parody. the risk of sounding like a decade cop, wasn't TOS from the 80s? Or was it recorded in '79?
TJC - August 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Wrong so to slay bovanity! Funny stuff !
Meriadoc - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you everyone.

Clucky, I do believe you are right - I googled it and keep getting 1981.
wandlimb - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Reminds me of all the "dead cow" remarks I made when I was a vegetarian. I'm in a blood-soaked rage I'll not be assuaged I'm biting on nothing that needs graves… LOL.
mandamoo - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice and meaty ! Love it !
John H Qld - September 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I cried when I sang along with this. Mooootiful.

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