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Song Parodies -> "Little Schween"

Original Song Title:

"Little Green"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Joni Mitchell

Parody Song Title:

"Little Schween"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

This is for Paul Robinson, who has also done many Joni Mitchell songs. But let me make it clear it's not about him.
Born with a mini-lancer
Give him the news that his pants are blue
Called bad names for a tiny man's appendage
Called bad names by the peers of his own gendage
Little schween, tougher to romance her

He'll never be in porn, ha
Swearing he won't face the scorn in there
It's not right, should be bigger, that's why this guy is blue
He holds up a rule and it measures "two"
Little schween, won't be a performer

Just a little schween
We cannot help with what we are born
There'll be mockery in locker rooms maņana
Just a little schween
Lonely sighs when the other guys perform
There'll be popsicles and fire hose
And sometimes a baņana

Chick in a flick pretending
Bleary are eyes from the bending forms
So you buy a a big sports car and you practice law
All in a big effort just to hide your flaw
Little schween have a happy ending

Just a little schween
We cannot help with what we are born
There'll be mockery in locker rooms maņana
Just a little schween
Lonely "whys" when the other guys perform
There'll be popsicles and fired ho's
And sometimes a baņana

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Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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Paul Robinson - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick - Nice job...5's - Glad you emphasized this was FOR me but NOT about me...
Stuart McArthur - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
manana and banana were just asking for it, Rick - nice work - 555
Adagio - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny!! :D

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