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Song Parodies -> "Stranded in the Port-a-John"
Original Song Title:
"Sandy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
John Travolta
Parody Song Title:
"Stranded in the Port-a-John"
Parody Written by:
Joseph Little
The Lyrics
Stranded in the port-a-john, lacking the tools
What will they say when I smell like stool?
No TP, can't you see, I've got a mystery
Right from the start, more than a fart
There was no choice left for me
In this port-a-john, I’m all alone, I take a shit and wonder why yi-yi-yi
Oh why they left me, no TP, NO TP
Maybe, someway, when I get off this throne
Somehow, someway, ill properly clean my bum
If I had a say so in whatever it will be
Oh, please don’t be that brand that’s so sandy!
Sandpaper in my pocket
would hurt me real bad
You know the other sides smooth
But, anyway, you gotta believe me when I say
I just really had to poo
In this port-a-john, all alone, I take a shit
I wonder why yi-yi-yi,
Oh why
They left me,
Oh no TP
TP!, TP!
Why yi-yi-yi
Oh, here’s the TP
What will they say when I smell like stool?
No TP, can't you see, I've got a mystery
Right from the start, more than a fart
There was no choice left for me
In this port-a-john, I’m all alone, I take a shit and wonder why yi-yi-yi
Oh why they left me, no TP, NO TP
Maybe, someway, when I get off this throne
Somehow, someway, ill properly clean my bum
If I had a say so in whatever it will be
Oh, please don’t be that brand that’s so sandy!
Sandpaper in my pocket
would hurt me real bad
You know the other sides smooth
But, anyway, you gotta believe me when I say
I just really had to poo
In this port-a-john, all alone, I take a shit
I wonder why yi-yi-yi,
Oh why
They left me,
Oh no TP
TP!, TP!
Why yi-yi-yi
Oh, here’s the TP
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