Song Parodies -> Infant Pablum

Original Song Title:

"Instant Karma"

Original Performer:

John Lennon

  
Parody Song Title:

"Infant Pablum"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

Infant Pablum's awful tasty
If you like being bottle fed
You feel warm and fuzzy all over
Just before being put to bed
It's like you're curling up with mom
Snoozing with your ONEsie on
Forget about all your problems
Put it on them, the dems

Infant Pablum to the rescue
Gonna pay for all of our meds
Wanna fix our aging healthcare system
When we're in the red
How are we gonna pay for it
suckin' on a boar's tit
What the heck is the newest deal
A happy meal
Then, make it real


Well we all whine on
Like a child, who's been hurt, for their mom
Well we all cry on,
For our needs and wants


Infant Pablum fails to flourish
If it doesn't meet the needs
Progress is often malnourished
But it still proceeds
Why isn't life ever fair
Is it opportunity to care
How much more can we bear
If we're not aware
Of the costs we'll share


Well we all whine on
Like a child, who's been hurt, for their mom
Yeah we all cry on,
We want and want and want, want, want
Yeah yeah, alright, uh huh, ah


Well we all whine on
Like a child, who's been hurt, for their mom
Yeah we all cry on,
Want and want and want, want and want


Well we all whine on
Like a child who's been hurt, for their mom
Well we all whine on
Like a child who's been hurt, for their mom
Well we all whine on
Like a child who's been hurt, for their mom
Yeah we all whine on
Like a child who's been hurt, for their mom
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alvin - October 07, 2009 - Report this comment
cute
John Barry - October 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice take on the Pab Four.
Timmy1000 - October 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Looks like The days of whine and neuroses.
metaphorsbwithu - October 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Ha! Two parodies on the glories of infancy and childhood on the same day! Life is not for sissies! Clever! 555

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