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Song Parodies -> "Intestine"

Original Song Title:

"Imagine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Lennon

Parody Song Title:

"Intestine"

Parody Written by:

Jim Rotondo

The Lyrics

Another educational farce. Any misperceived mockery of Lennon is purely unintestinal.
Intestine for digestion
There’s small and large we got.
One hole below us
Above us only snot.
Intestine for the breakdown
Fluids and solids.

Intestine for nutrition
These cells are good for you
Roughage and urination
To help you pee and poo.
Intestines for all people
Eating food like you.

Farts may seem a little awkward
Flatulence a funny sound.
Process waste moving forward
And the swirl will end as brown.

Jejunum and Duodenum,
The colon anal path.
Some thirty feet of highway
To remove nature’s wrath.
Intestines bunghole fever
Booming salvos glee.

Diarrhea malfunction.
But that’s not the only run.
I hope you learned all abowelt them
And your toilet won’t come undone.

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John Barry - May 12, 2009 - Report this comment
You could say I'm a streamer when I've got the holey run
Mark Scotti - May 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Gastrically brilliant! Passing you fives!
Timmy1000 - May 12, 2009 - Report this comment
a few fives to dump on you for this one - nice job
Jim Rotondo - May 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks John, Mark and Timmy. One thing I've learned from you guys....parodists have guts...and we love to write about 'em!
Perry Stalsis and GI Joe - May 12, 2009 - Report this comment
What's wrong with mocking Lennon? ... or anyone else in the world? .. .had a bit of trouble singing the "solids" line to TOS (misplaced stress), and the last line one syl over, but much more than compensated by "Diarhhea - not the only run" and "abowelt" - great neologistic wordplay. My vote: (didja catch that "colon"?) 555 for your ascending trans-verse-al of de-sense-ing smegmoid OS (and you know who I am)
2Eagle - May 12, 2009 - Report this comment
A tribute to what keeps us clean.
TJC - May 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Medically correct parodies--does it get any better (My ATP's like quadruplin' with the Kreb'sy goodness on display here!
Jim Rotondo - May 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks so much Perry, Joe, 2Eagle and TJC. Concerning mockery, I do get quite a few angry comments from "purist fans" on YouTube who don't approve of me crucifying their precious originals. But the servant is not greater than the master. If Weird Al offends, then so must we! Screw 'em!
alvin - May 13, 2009 - Report this comment
lol...these words against that gentle melody slay me
Leo Keough - May 13, 2009 - Report this comment
I can't imagine what we would do without it...lol...555!!!
Gari J - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
If kids want to learn about the digestive system, here it is in a nutshell

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