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Song Parodies -> "Stinky Grandma"

Original Song Title:

"Instant Karma"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Lennon

Parody Song Title:

"Stinky Grandma"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

stinky grandma's gonna get you
gonna plant a kiss right on your head
and after that she'll do your brother
really bad, her scent's like the dead
what is the world is she smellin' of ?
so hard to place, its tough
what on earth ?...i'm saying P.U.
she smells like poo...yeah, poo

stinky grandma's gonna get you
smoosh her lipstick right on your face
she's gonna call ya, "little darling"
what a big disgrace
how could it be she smells like pee ?
huggin' on poor ol' me
what other smells ?...i think cigars
she smokes cigars ?...well, right you are

she's my old man's mom
and i swoon...from grandma...she smells wrong
she's my old man's mom
smelly one...be gone !

stinky grandma's gonna get you
gonna give you sugar, sweet
but this sugar's gone rancid, brother
sloppily, she greets
why in the world is she here ?
surely, i do wish she'd disappear
why in the world does she wear
that make-up there
it really scares

she's my old man's mom
and i swoon...from grandma...she smells wrong
she's my old man's mom
and i swoon...from grandma...she smells wrong
she's my old man's mom
and i swoon...from grandma...she smells wrong






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Peregrin - July 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Beautiful! "what is the world is she smellin' of ?" Exactly! I had a Maths teacher who always stunk of nicotine (so much so, her fingers were satined yellow). No-one ever asked her a question, lest she cam over and helped ha ha. Funny stuff alvin.
Jeff Reuben - July 31, 2008 - Report this comment
So you've met my relatives? With my family, it's my crazy old Aunt (who I hope's not reading this). Well done!
alvin - July 31, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks peregrin and jeff....i had a stepgrandmother named geraldine who everyone called "jerry"...she ALWAYS smelled like cigarettes and beer..had the barnum & bailey make-up going on too....plus she had six toes on each foot and always wore sandals.....this never failed to fascinate / horrify me as a child
Peter Andersson - July 31, 2008 - Report this comment
This has the smell of SOTM written all over it - but I know that competition is not to your taste...
Agrimorfee - July 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Watch out, the Karma Police will get ya for dissin' yo' grandmama...very funny sub. 555
Andy Primus - July 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Hi Alvin, I've only recently discovered this site and I'm starting to read through your older entries - I think this is your best one yet, probably because it reminds me of my lovely old great aunt and her husband, 93 & 98 and still going strong(ish). PS - It would appear that you have waaaaaaay too much spare time on your hands.
Below Average Dave - July 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Ha ha, leaving no stone unturned in the quest for great parody Alvin, very well done, too bad you aren't an SOTM contender--know you aren't into competition, but great job nonetheless.
Jason - July 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Excellent!
alvin - July 31, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks peter....yep, not a competer...thanks agri...i'll keep an eye out for the KP..lol....thanks andy....thanks for the kind words....quite correct about the spare time...thanks dave...quite true, its all a labor of love for me...thanks jason...glad ya enjoyed
2Eagle - July 31, 2008 - Report this comment
You left out the part about when she had too much beer.
alvin - July 31, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks 2eagle....you're right !
AFW - July 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Two good ingredients for great humor..age, and aroma...top job
alvin - July 31, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks AFW...glad ya enjoyed
Meriadoc - July 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Ah Alvin - this is just soooooo wrong! Watch out for lots of irate grannies wielding umbrellas! ;-)
alvin - July 31, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks merry....i'll keep my eye out...lol

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