Song Parodies -> Stinky Grandma
| Original Song Title: | "Instant Karma" |
| Original Performer: | John Lennon |
| Parody Song Title: | "Stinky Grandma" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
stinky grandma's gonna get you
gonna plant a kiss right on your head
and after that she'll do your brother
really bad, her scent's like the dead
what is the world is she smellin' of ?
so hard to place, its tough
what on earth ?...i'm saying P.U.
she smells like poo...yeah, poo
stinky grandma's gonna get you
smoosh her lipstick right on your face
she's gonna call ya, "little darling"
what a big disgrace
how could it be she smells like pee ?
huggin' on poor ol' me
what other smells ?...i think cigars
she smokes cigars ?...well, right you are
she's my old man's mom
and i swoon...from grandma...she smells wrong
she's my old man's mom
smelly one...be gone !
stinky grandma's gonna get you
gonna give you sugar, sweet
but this sugar's gone rancid, brother
sloppily, she greets
why in the world is she here ?
surely, i do wish she'd disappear
why in the world does she wear
that make-up there
it really scares
she's my old man's mom
and i swoon...from grandma...she smells wrong
she's my old man's mom
and i swoon...from grandma...she smells wrong
she's my old man's mom
and i swoon...from grandma...she smells wrong
gonna plant a kiss right on your head
and after that she'll do your brother
really bad, her scent's like the dead
what is the world is she smellin' of ?
so hard to place, its tough
what on earth ?...i'm saying P.U.
she smells like poo...yeah, poo
stinky grandma's gonna get you
smoosh her lipstick right on your face
she's gonna call ya, "little darling"
what a big disgrace
how could it be she smells like pee ?
huggin' on poor ol' me
what other smells ?...i think cigars
she smokes cigars ?...well, right you are
she's my old man's mom
and i swoon...from grandma...she smells wrong
she's my old man's mom
smelly one...be gone !
stinky grandma's gonna get you
gonna give you sugar, sweet
but this sugar's gone rancid, brother
sloppily, she greets
why in the world is she here ?
surely, i do wish she'd disappear
why in the world does she wear
that make-up there
it really scares
she's my old man's mom
and i swoon...from grandma...she smells wrong
she's my old man's mom
and i swoon...from grandma...she smells wrong
she's my old man's mom
and i swoon...from grandma...she smells wrong
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Beautiful! "what is the world is she smellin' of ?" Exactly! I had a Maths teacher who always stunk of nicotine (so much so, her fingers were satined yellow). No-one ever asked her a question, lest she cam over and helped ha ha. Funny stuff alvin.
So you've met my relatives? With my family, it's my crazy old Aunt (who I hope's not reading this). Well done!
thanks peregrin and jeff....i had a stepgrandmother named geraldine who everyone called "jerry"...she ALWAYS smelled like cigarettes and beer..had the barnum & bailey make-up going on too....plus she had six toes on each foot and always wore sandals.....this never failed to fascinate / horrify me as a child
This has the smell of SOTM written all over it - but I know that competition is not to your taste...
Watch out, the Karma Police will get ya for dissin' yo' grandmama...very funny sub. 555
Hi Alvin, I've only recently discovered this site and I'm starting to read through your older entries - I think this is your best one yet, probably because it reminds me of my lovely old great aunt and her husband, 93 & 98 and still going strong(ish). PS - It would appear that you have waaaaaaay too much spare time on your hands.
Ha ha, leaving no stone unturned in the quest for great parody Alvin, very well done, too bad you aren't an SOTM contender--know you aren't into competition, but great job nonetheless.
Excellent!
thanks peter....yep, not a competer...thanks agri...i'll keep an eye out for the KP..lol....thanks andy....thanks for the kind words....quite correct about the spare time...thanks dave...quite true, its all a labor of love for me...thanks jason...glad ya enjoyed
You left out the part about when she had too much beer.
thanks 2eagle....you're right !
Two good ingredients for great humor..age, and aroma...top job
thanks AFW...glad ya enjoyed
Ah Alvin - this is just soooooo wrong! Watch out for lots of irate grannies wielding umbrellas! ;-)
thanks merry....i'll keep my eye out...lol
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