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Song Parodies -> "Whole Turkey"

Original Song Title:

"Cold Turkey"

Original Performer:

John Lennon

Parody Song Title:

"Whole Turkey"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

...getting "the munchies" on thanksgiving means trouble...
appetite's risin'
i'd gotten high
food in my future
gonna pile high
i start eatin' heavy
glad to be fed
i've overeaten maybe
i wish i was dead

whole turkey
and the ton

my tummy is achin'
ate all but bones
all of the body
cause i was stoned
my mouth was wide open
shoved food in deep
one thing i'm sure of
i ate me a big heap

whole turkey
and the ton

ate for six hours
now i'm in pain
taters and dumplings
ten pounds i gained
oh, i am a stuffed boy
gut starts to swell
i gobbled up everything
now i'm bloated as hell

whole turkey
and the ton

(singer falls to the floor clutching stomach)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Tim Hall - November 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Great free range parody!
Lionel Mertens - November 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Good one. By the way, today's the anniversary for JFK. Many have called his assination a turkey shoot.
alvin - November 22, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks tim and lionel.....happy thanksgiving !
Rick C - November 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny, I was just thinking of this OS yesterday for a parody idea but, none came to me. Wish I had thought of this. On second thought, I'm glad you thought of it instead. Happy Thanksgiving, alvin! 555
AFW - November 22, 2007 - Report this comment
This parody is no turkey, and I'm not giving you the bird when I hold up three of my five fingers
Dee Range - November 22, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm takin' ya to Coney Island for the Hot Dog eatin' contest next year to challenge Joey Chestnut . The poor guy could only eat 64 Coneys and buns in 12 minutes last year when he sent Kobayashi to his first loss. He won't stand a chance against your Turkey-guzzlin' gut alvin
MrMacphisto - November 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Heavy... 5-5-5
alvin - November 23, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks rick, AFW, dee and macphisto...happy thanksgiving to you all
stuart mcarthur - November 23, 2007 - Report this comment
whoa, I'm amazed that idea hasn't been done before, al - gotta admit, we Australians do envy you guys your Thanksgiving dinners - at least this one does - never been there during one, but we get the idea ;-) 555
alvin - November 23, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks stuart

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