Song Parodies -> Whole Turkey
| Original Song Title: | "Cold Turkey" |
| Original Performer: | John Lennon |
| Parody Song Title: | "Whole Turkey" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
...getting "the munchies" on thanksgiving means trouble...
appetite's risin'
i'd gotten high
food in my future
gonna pile high
i start eatin' heavy
glad to be fed
i've overeaten maybe
i wish i was dead
whole turkey
and dressing...by the ton
my tummy is achin'
ate all but bones
all of the body
cause i was stoned
my mouth was wide open
shoved food in deep
one thing i'm sure of
i ate me a big heap
whole turkey
and dressing...by the ton
ate for six hours
now i'm in pain
taters and dumplings
ten pounds i gained
oh, i am a stuffed boy
gut starts to swell
i gobbled up everything
now i'm bloated as hell
whole turkey
and dressing...by the ton
(singer falls to the floor clutching stomach)
OH...OH...OH...OH....OH.....OH....OH
i'd gotten high
food in my future
gonna pile high
i start eatin' heavy
glad to be fed
i've overeaten maybe
i wish i was dead
whole turkey
and dressing...by the ton
my tummy is achin'
ate all but bones
all of the body
cause i was stoned
my mouth was wide open
shoved food in deep
one thing i'm sure of
i ate me a big heap
whole turkey
and dressing...by the ton
ate for six hours
now i'm in pain
taters and dumplings
ten pounds i gained
oh, i am a stuffed boy
gut starts to swell
i gobbled up everything
now i'm bloated as hell
whole turkey
and dressing...by the ton
(singer falls to the floor clutching stomach)
OH...OH...OH...OH....OH.....OH....OH
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Great free range parody!
Good one. By the way, today's the anniversary for JFK. Many have called his assination a turkey shoot.
thanks tim and lionel.....happy thanksgiving !
Funny, I was just thinking of this OS yesterday for a parody idea but, none came to me. Wish I had thought of this. On second thought, I'm glad you thought of it instead. Happy Thanksgiving, alvin! 555
This parody is no turkey, and I'm not giving you the bird when I hold up three of my five fingers
I'm takin' ya to Coney Island for the Hot Dog eatin' contest next year to challenge Joey Chestnut . The poor guy could only eat 64 Coneys and buns in 12 minutes last year when he sent Kobayashi to his first loss. He won't stand a chance against your Turkey-guzzlin' gut alvin
Heavy... 5-5-5
thanks rick, AFW, dee and macphisto...happy thanksgiving to you all
whoa, I'm amazed that idea hasn't been done before, al - gotta admit, we Australians do envy you guys your Thanksgiving dinners - at least this one does - never been there during one, but we get the idea ;-) 555
thanks stuart
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