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Song Parodies -> "I'm Pimpin"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

John Lennon

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Pimpin"

Parody Written by:

Joel Martinez

The Lyrics

I wanted to write a parody of this song, so I did! Um....
I'm pimpin with some grillz and
Each jewel's bite sized
No Fords or Hondas
I'm a Cadillac guy

I'm pimpin with some fly bull
Just like Dr. Dre, ah ha ahhh

I'm pimpin with some hundreds
Benjamins they're called too
Nothing I cannot afford
I'm almost rich as Snoop

I'm pimpin with some chain jewels
Platinum EP's, woohoo, ohhh

You may call me a wangsta
But I'll tell you something, son
I may not be from Dallas
But Texas yes I am still from

I'm pimpin with possesions
From tall mansions to land
No need for cars like hummers
I'm king of hoods and gangs

I'm pimpin cause I hustled
During my past years,yeaiuh! wha-at?!

You may say all the haters
Think a lot I should be dead
I know they may think I suck
But at least less than K-Fed.
Tell me if it's good, pleaaaaaaaasse?

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Red Ant - January 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Good? I think this goes way past "good"; it may be the funniest "Imagine" parody I've read.
Kristof Robertson - January 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Joel, this is great stuff! The contrast between Lennon's original peacenik theme and your bling-athon really works. "Imagine no possessions"? Yeah, right! 555
Joel Martinez - January 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Kristof Robertson and Red Ant. BTW, I'm not lying, I'm from El Paso actually!
PMS - January 05, 2007 - Report this comment
I imagine some fives are in order here
Joel Martinez - January 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks PMS, told ya I'd get better!

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