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Song Parodies -> "Imagine (American version)"

Original Song Title:

"Imagine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Lennon

Parody Song Title:

"Imagine (American version)"

Parody Written by:

ProudAmerican

The Lyrics

Imagine there's no Clinton
It's easy if you try
No hell between us
Terrorists out of sky
Imagine all the people
Living New York day
Imagine out of country
It isn't hard to do
Having to kill and fry food
A fake religion, too
Imagine all the people
Living with no FoxNews
You may say I'm a redneck
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you die off
And Muslims would be none
Imagine no possesions
No cars or soup cans
And you commies would force hunger
America would be Nam
Imagine all the people
Killed by Soviet world
You may say I'm a redneck
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you die off
And Muslims would be none

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 1.9
How Funny: 1.6
Overall Rating: 1.7

Total Votes: 20

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   15
 16
 15
 
 2   0
 1
 2
 
 3   1
 0
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 4   0
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 5   4
 3
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User Comments

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Susanna Viljanen - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
This song limped so badly on pacing - not even attempted to get the syllables to match the beat - and it was just tasteless as ever that I couldn't give simply anything else than binary code. 1-1-1.
Immoral Liberal - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Ah, yeah. This doens't make any sense. Neither does Georgie so I'm sure he'd understand. Linda, please take your meds.
nine inch niles - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
What fake relgion are you talking about, and what makes Fox News different from any other news...ahhh fuggit, I'm not wasting my time on this moron anymore.
Michael Pacholek - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
I wouldn't say you're a redneck. I'd say you're a Nazi. And John Lennon would say, "Yer a swine!" And probably get a lot more profane from there.
Mr 1s - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
you are so stupid
ProudNonAmerican (The Charnstar) - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Clinton was cool, he made LOVE not war. Too bad Im stuck with John Howard, who happens to be several feet up George Bushs @$$! 1-1-1
Phil Alexander - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm impressed - this is possibly the worst parody I can remember reading. You must be *really* proud. But of precisely what, I'm not sure.
Red Ant - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, 8 111s; you're squarely in GH IV territory there, PA. I happen to think the pacing is a low 4, but voting funny and overall is impossibly since this parody makes as much sense to me as putting a screen door on a submarine. No vote.
Susanna Viljanen - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Red Ant, George Hamilinton IV was just a poor parodist; but at least he was *sane*. PA has earned himself the title of the resident kook besides being a poor parodist.
Agrimorfee - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Oddly, i thought the pacing was 100%. Too bad the parody itself doesn't generate the same positive feeling. I don't consider this GHIV material, either. One has to work really hard to make up something this nasty and pace it so well. If it it's satire, it's not very good. Oh well
Paul Robinson - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
The lines that pace perfectly...are either EXACTLY those of the OS...or with only a word or two changed. I'm not sure "copying well" should count for much of anything. The sentiments expressed? The above comments pretty much cover what I think. Red - "Screen door on a submarine" - I really like that analogy. I'm not voting. I think I'm gonna go and wash my eyes or something.
Christian Sally - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I, for one, admire Proud American's stance. He is defending his country, right or wrong. He is loving his God and is amazed at the miracles of Christ as I am. I hope he Christianizes everything. He is a marching Christian soldier on the football field of God, and that moves me. It really attracts me (sigh).
Donster - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
that is kinda mean
Reality - January 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, the expressions here show reality, although Proud American really should stay around, he makes Fitu's parodies and TSB's both look like masterpieces. . . .

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