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Song Parodies -> "Math"

Original Song Title:

"Imagine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Lennon

Parody Song Title:

"Math"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

in math, there is no guessin'
no easy way to try
you must keep focus
when numbers multiply
in math, there's no way, simple
scribblin' must be made

in math, there is no cuttin'
you have to think it through
what in the hell is "pi" for ?
you'll learn that lesson, too
in math, there's lots of angles
varying degrees

few may share my belief, here
but i love to work out sums
a vast array ?...a bonus
how absurd, to find it fun

in math, there is precision
a blunder wrecks the plan
no need to speed...you'll flunk it
i'd rather understand
in math, if one's not nimble
errors will occur

few may share my belief, here
but i love to work out sums
a vast array ?...a bonus
how absurd, to find it fun

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TJC - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
The area under your creative curve approaches infinity
AFW - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
You've built a path to funny math...
Yoidy - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
I guess you're doin the new math. This parody should be performed on that show "Numbers".
alvin rhodes - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks TJC AFW and yoidy
PMS - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
5 to the third power!!!
Red Ant - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
7^3 + 6^3 - 4 !
alvin rhodes - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks PMS and red ant
Meriadoc - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I love parodies about weird subjects! :-)
Spoof-Man - October 08, 2006 - Report this comment
WOW!!! That was really good!! MATH ROCKS!!!

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