("Happy Christmas, Jenna!" "Happy Christmas, Mary!")

So this is Christmas,
And what have we done?
Election's now over,
And it looks like Bushie won.
And so this is Christmas.
We'd better have fun.
We're stuck with four more years
Of George and Barb's son.

A very scary Christmas,
And four Crappy New Years!
Did Bush pull a fast one
By playing our fears?

And so this is Christmas. (War continues)
The weak serve the strong. ('Cause you want it)
The rich eat the poor ones. (War continues)
This all is so wrong. (Now-ow-ow-ow!)
And so, Crappy Christmas (War continues)
For blacks and most whites. ('Cause you want it)
The Blue and the Red States (War continues)
Continue their fights. (Now-ow-ow-ow!)

A very scary Christmas,
And four Crappy New Years!
Did Bush pull a fast one
By playing our fears?

And so this is Christmas, (War continues)
And look what we've done: ('Cause you want it)
A "mandate" for rightists (War continues)
While the left wing they shun. (Now-ow-ow-ow!)
And so this is Christmas. (War continues)
We'd better have fun. ('Cause you want it)
The world is astonished: (War continues)
"Now look what they've done! (Now-ow-ow-ow!)

A very scary Christmas, (Sorry night!)
And four Crappy New Years! (Hopeless night!)
Did Bush pull a fast one
By playing our fears?

War continues,
'Cause you want it!
War continues
Now-ow-ow-ow!

Crappy Christmas!
Crappy Christmas!