Song Parodies -> Instant Coffee
| Original Song Title: | "Instant Karma" |
| Original Performer: | John Lennon |
| Parody Song Title: | "Instant Coffee" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
south park has a character named tweek whose dad runs a coffeejoint...
instant coffee's not good for you
better try my dad's brew, instead
the finest beans, he brings together
and i know it costs him some bread
serving the best is what he does
coffee is the drink he loves
best on earth, he's going to brew
to sell to you...yeah, you
instant coffee's not good for you
you can buy that crap, anyplace
ours is good on those cold weather mornings
warming up your face
best in the world...you're gonna see
only a fool drinks tea
we think that starbuck's goes too far
espresso bar ?
well, hardy-har
well, we all grind on
all our beans have been browned by the sun
well, we all grind on
everyone....drink on
instant coffee's not good for you
but our java can't be beat
better just ignore the others
ours is hot and sweet
best in the world, we have here
surely, you must realize that's clear
best on earth and priced fair
why go elsewhere ?
come and drink your share
well, we all grind on
all our beans have been browned by the sun
yeah, we all grind on
drink on and on and on and on
yeah, yeah...alright...uh..huh...ah
well, we all grind on
all our beans have been browned by the sun
well, we all grind on
all our beans have been browned by the sun
well, we all grind on
all our beans have been browned by the sun
better try my dad's brew, instead
the finest beans, he brings together
and i know it costs him some bread
serving the best is what he does
coffee is the drink he loves
best on earth, he's going to brew
to sell to you...yeah, you
instant coffee's not good for you
you can buy that crap, anyplace
ours is good on those cold weather mornings
warming up your face
best in the world...you're gonna see
only a fool drinks tea
we think that starbuck's goes too far
espresso bar ?
well, hardy-har
well, we all grind on
all our beans have been browned by the sun
well, we all grind on
everyone....drink on
instant coffee's not good for you
but our java can't be beat
better just ignore the others
ours is hot and sweet
best in the world, we have here
surely, you must realize that's clear
best on earth and priced fair
why go elsewhere ?
come and drink your share
well, we all grind on
all our beans have been browned by the sun
yeah, we all grind on
drink on and on and on and on
yeah, yeah...alright...uh..huh...ah
well, we all grind on
all our beans have been browned by the sun
well, we all grind on
all our beans have been browned by the sun
well, we all grind on
all our beans have been browned by the sun
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I had this sitting around for a few weeks, unfinished. Beaten again! Oh well, good job.
rick, why didn't you vote? i give it 5-4-4, not your best, but still pretty good
Cause I get distracted at work. Okay, I agree with you. But I'm looking forward to more from this guy that just got ten. (practically all at once)
Not bad, I loved "all our beans have been browned by the sun" - I could just picture Lennon singing it (not!)
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