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Song Parodies -> "Simply Ravishing"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

John Lennon

Parody Song Title:

"Simply Ravishing"

Parody Written by:

Rick Rude

The Lyrics can only imagine the passion I felt when composing this masterpiece
Imagine theres no Devon
Or any cottage pie
No eggs below us
Its enough to make me cry
Imagine all the donkeys
Living for gravy...

Imagine theres no mounties
It isnt hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no garlic stew
Imagine all the camels
Eating cheesy peas...

You may say im a schemer
But im eating a cream scone
I hope some day you will join us
With the spanish man whos called "Juan"

Imagine no confessions
I wonder if you can
No need for Mild or Ansells
A brotherhood of man(sfield)
Imagine all the zebras
Sharing all the crisps...yoohoowhoooo

You may say im a loner
But i am the only one
I hope some day you'll join me
And you'll be here with me and Juan
Theres no need to congratulate is a gift

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