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Song Parodies -> "Happy Christmas (Where Is Grover?)"

Original Song Title:

"Happy Xmas (War Is Over)"

Original Performer:

John Lennon

Parody Song Title:

"Happy Christmas (Where Is Grover?)"

Parody Written by:

Ghetto John

The Lyrics

Happy Christmas from a dysfunctional family !
(Happy Christmas You loco!
Happy Christmas Daniel son)

So this is Christmas
Look at you my son
You killed our dog Grover
And you slapped a Catholic Nun
And so this is Christmas
And yours wont be fun
You wont see the fat one
You'll be kissing the nun

A very Merry Christmas
But not for you this year
You are not a good boy
You have no presents here

And so this is Christmas
I wrote you this song
You took your mommy's tampons
and your sisters thongs
And so happy Christmas
For Shelly and my wife
Until my stupid son

A very Merry Christmas
You'll have no tree this year
you are not a good boy
You'll prolly' turn out queer

And so this is Christmas
Lord what have you done?
There must be some mistake!
He cannot be my son
And so happy Christmas
Thank you for the fun
Thank you for my family
Even for my son

A very Merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
My son is not a good one
I hope he isnt queer : /
Where is Grover, Oh shit on it!
Where is Grover now!

Happy Christmas
Rest In Peace---Monaco Chris.........You'll were always the life of the Christmas party....I remember the time you dressed up as the cat in the hat....wait...that was Halloween. : )

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