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Song Parodies -> "The Christmas Song"

Original Song Title:

"Imagine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Lennon

Parody Song Title:

"The Christmas Song"

Parody Written by:

Dave W.

The Lyrics

I felt something was missing in my first version . I figured out what it was.....I feel better now
Imagine there's no Santa
Kris Kringle or Saint Nick
No one to Ho- Ho- Ho us
or fill our stockings thick
Imagine no Elf people
or North Pole hide'away

Imagine there's no Christmas
What would those Reindeer do?
No sleigh to pull or fly for
Would Rudolph's nose turn blue?
Imagine hum-bug people
living life like Scrooge

But if you stay a believer
till your work on Earth is done
And if Goodwill to men conjoins us
then God bless us, everyone

Imagine no processions
past Macy's, if you can
No church bells and no ringing
by kettle hanging stands
Imagine smiles on people
dwindling 'round the world

But if you stay a believer
til your work on Earth is done
And if goodwill to men conjoins us
then God bless us, Everyone

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Meriadoc - November 05, 2012 - Report this comment
I think that is lovely, and a great improvement over the OS.
Leough - November 05, 2012 - Report this comment
This was funny! Especially liked "No sleigh to pull or fly for / Would Rudolph's nose turn blue?" and "Imagine no processions / past Macy's, if you can" 555!
Dave W. - November 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Many thanks, Meriadoc and Leough....The main reason why I write parodies, is that I intend to sing them(in public places)....I regularly do.....I love the surprised look on faces and smiles too...So far on this sight , I have done 10...I commit them to memory and dress the part or use props when I do them.... Only a few videos of me are on youtube.....I found out that me and Wierd Al have the same birthday,born on the cusp of Libra and Scorpio -October 23(myself 4 years earlier - year of the goat....But who's superstitious ! Most of the songs I tackle are what most people 'round my age can identify... And I tend to read those parodies over others
Lifeliver - November 06, 2012 - Report this comment
I thought this would be a 'Black Christmas' effort, but you balanced the magic and the nostalgia with the humor perfectly. I echo Leough's choice of standout lines. For a nastier view of this time of the year, check out my effort today 'Bucket Beside'. Best 555s of the season.

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