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Song Parodies -> "Santorum"

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John Lennon

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The Lyrics

Imagine there’s no Hefner
Flick’s sleazy – you can’t buy
No dolls you blow up
No “Rabbits” or K-Y
Imagine all the people licking porn today

Imagine Sexless Sundays
If it gets hard you’re screwed
(No) Surfing for “MILF’s” or Bi-whores
And no “Santorum” goo
Imagine all the people living life porn free(?)

You, you may say
I'm a dreamer, but I’ll outlaw sex for fun
Make sure your day is loin-less
And your world a sexless one

Imagine no erections
A wooden Gen like Ken
No need to seed a hummer
No bondage hood for men
Imagine all the people sharing Ricky’s world(?)

You, you may say
I'm a (voyeur) dreamer, but I’ve not had sex for fun
Stop Smut Today and join us
Porn Free World Vote Santorum

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Total Votes: 10

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Phil Alexander - March 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Two on this subject today? Has Rick (with a silent P?) Santorum been doing smut-busting speeches, then?
Robert J. Pagliaro (Rigby) - March 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the read Phil. bob
Puto - March 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Made me laugh! 5s
Robert J. Pagliaro (Rigby) - March 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks Puto - I'm glad. bob
Angelo - March 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for laugh before I went to sleep
Robert J. Pagliaro (Rigby) - March 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks Angelo bob

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