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Song Parodies -> "Instant Messenger (We All Sign On)"

Original Song Title:

"Instant Karma (We All Shine On)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Lennon

Parody Song Title:

"Instant Messenger (We All Sign On)"

Parody Written by:

ModernDayCowboy

The Lyrics

Instant Messenger's gonna get you
Gonna make you log on all the time
Make sure to upgrade your program
It's free and you don't pay a dime
How much more lonely can it get
Without friendship on the Net
How many people will you know well
Only time will tell, it'll tell

Instant Messenger's gonna get you
Gonna make you overuse a smiley face
Better connect to the Internet darlin'
Chat in cyberspace
Today what nick are you gonna be
Chattin' with buddies like me
Switchin' your nick into something great
Like Bill Gates
You think you're great

Well we all sign on
For the friends and the files and the fun
Well we all sign on
Ev'ryone come on

Instant Messenger's gonna get you
Gonna make you add your peeps
Better authorize your chatters
Then block the creeps
Why we talk online is quite clear
It's to be with ones that we hold dear
To show dear ones we care
Our dreams we share
We've got time to spare

Well we all sign on
For the friends and the files and the fun
Yeah we all sign on
Come on and on and on on on
Yeah yeah, alright, uh huh, ah

Well we all sign on
For the friends and the files and the fun
Yeah we all sign on
On and on and on on and on

Well we all sign on
For the friends and the files and the fun
Well we all sign on
For the friends and the files and the fun
Well we all sign on
For the friends and the files and the fun
Yeah we all sign on
For the friends and the files and the fun

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Billy Florio - January 06, 2003 - Report this comment
its funny..and all too true
Rice Cube - January 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Gotta bend the "Messenger" a bit...otherwise the pacing is great ;)
Mike Florio - January 11, 2003 - Report this comment
haha ha ahaha very very funny...
Sandra - February 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice one. Keep it up! :-)

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