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Song Parodies -> "Happy Christmas, Jihad Is Over"

Original Song Title:

"Happy Christmas, War Is Over"

Original Performer:

John Lennon

Parody Song Title:

"Happy Christmas, Jihad Is Over"

Parody Written by:

Frank Lockner

The Lyrics

The setting: a rubbled hut with a torn down photo of osama bin laden as we skim by we see a photo of george w. bush and rudy guiliani with their middle fingers errect toward the memories of the taliban, than a kid wakes up, and realizes that it was just a dream, he than grabs is net hat and his gear and goes to join is friends, in the northerm alliance, he begins singing...
lets hope by christmas, bin laden is hung,
we cut all his skin off, and rip out his tongue.
you say it is brutal, by we would have fun
the poor will feel richer, and the old will feel young.

A very Merry Christmas
and hopefuly we've seared
osama bin laden
and his funny ol' beard.


you do not like christmas?
(not sayin' it's wrong)
just polish your big guns
and just come along

if you ain't down with jesus
i couldn't care less
we should all kill osama
and give him some breast

A very Merry Christmas
the talibans dead
osama bin laden,
lays next to his head.


lets hope by christmas, or the end of my song
osama is bleeding and doesn't have long.
you may say it is brutal, but who gives a (Edit)
his turban is empty, like an ugly girls (Edit)

A very Merry Christmas
the towers still fell
but our buddy osama
it rotting in hell..

shoot bin laden
if you wanna
kill osama now.

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