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Song Parodies -> "Kobe'd Rather Be In Colorado"

Original Song Title:

"I Guess He's Rather Be In Colorado"

Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"Kobe'd Rather Be In Colorado"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

I think he'd rather be in Colorado,
He'd rather not do time in
Jail for sly looks from a girl
After his fame,
Once again I see him walkin'
All his money does some talkin'
He's a star, he makes
Ten million, it ain't fair!

But Kobe'd rather be in Colorado
He'd rather make his hearing in the morning
When the plane is scarcely gone
'Cause at night the game is comin'
On the court he will be drummin'
Three-point shots, he does no wrong
In Staples Center

Kobe'd rather be in Colorado
Yes, Kobe'd rather be in Colorado
I guess he'd rather fly out
Where the only time he'll do
Is on the plane
In the end up in the office
Mr. Stern will pad his coffers
The NBA is just a show,
Rigged in New York City.

Yes, Kobe'd rather be in Colorado.
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kitkatbarr09 - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
haha...very funny...hehe....i am laughing....haha....hilarious..... [just so u know i was being sarcastic]
Michael - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Must be a Lakers fan :( MM

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