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Song Parodies -> "Sick of your Superfood, Gimme some Barbecue!"

Original Song Title:

"Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffett

Parody Song Title:

"Sick of your Superfood, Gimme some Barbecue!"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

This one is for Peter Anderson's One Week Notice challenge (Week 38) this time hosted once again by yours truly. You can join in on the fun too! Just check out the Inthe00s boards and look at the upcoming One Week Notice. Write a parody of the song in question and come together with artists who all have parodied that same song as well. Each week is different and they're all FUN!!!
Fell in love with a vixen at brunch
Thus I've tried to eat healthy all year
All of this kale has made me so frail
Grumblin' for a steak that's been seared
That Quarter Pounder's hotter than her thong
Once was horny now this broccoli just bites
My mouth has gone numb from these carrot stick crumbs
Now bacon grease drinkin' seems fine

I'm so sick of your Superfood, Gimme some barbecue!
Chia seed grains broke my brain
Drags me out jogging, So we can keep snogging
This grub on her graph is so damn inhumane!

"Burger in Paradise" song by some dumb dork
Fills up all of the space in my head
Liquidized wheatgrass and constant shrill lectures
Don't make up for great times in bed
If we suddenly broke up tomorrow
A huge Honeybaked Ham I would maul
Parsley and Spinach and Turnips I've finished
Some pulled pork would make that babe brawl

So sick of her Superfood, Gimme some barbecue!
Filled up my plate and I'm drained
Her friends are all vegans who keep me dry-heavin'
I'd grill a giraffe since my nerves have been strained

I think she's embarassed when she hears me whine
"Sausage makes you plump, gross and lame!"
All of our fights lead to these unused Trojans
God, I wish I was single again!
Beef Wellington makes her act colder
McDonald's Big Macs make her grunt
There's just not much to eat since you cut out my meat
Serve me eggplant and chop off my nuts!

I'm so sick of your Superfood, Gimme some barbecue!
This makes my bae go insane
"You wanna keep screwing? You'd better keep chewing!"
Since she is so hot I have these hunger pains
If she wasn't fine then I wouldn't faint
If she wasn't so sexy... I'd pack... on the... weight...



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Agrimorfee - May 25, 2018 - Report this comment
Celibate and hungry. That's so sad! hehe . 555
Peter Andersson - May 25, 2018 - Report this comment
Never allow yourself to be that chiawhipped! And where do all these leekloving vegan mistresses come from? Has PETA set up a kalegirl service or something?

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