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Song Parodies -> "Cheeseburger With Parrot Lice"

Original Song Title:

"Cheeseburger in Paradise"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffett

Parody Song Title:

"Cheeseburger With Parrot Lice"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

The travel channel is my latest habit
Watch it almost everyday
There’s this bald-headed dude on the hunt for weird food
And dinin’ on such critters as the cow-nosed ray

Now at night I have these horrible dreams
Tied down and then forced to eat
Not a custard, topped with mustard, nothing that sweet
But a grey/green bun with what could have been meat

Cheeseburger with parrot lice
Fried bird feet with a dash of old spice
It’s not very tasty, doesn’t look nice
Hell! It’s a cheeseburger with parrot lice

Heard about this show time and again
I’ll go ahead and give it a try
But what I’ve seen can never be unseen
No matter how many times I bleach out my eyes

Channel changer, where did you go
I gotta’ leave this god-awful show
Why not chicken or veal or a decent meal
No! He’s gotta’ go and eat stuff that’s makin’ me blow

Cheeseburger with parrot lice
Rocky Mountain Oysters, won’t be fooled twice
Poached grasshoppers on a bed of warm rice
Then there’s that cheeseburger with parrot lice

I might dine on salad with tomato
He eats bugs he finds in a potato
My heaving stomach can’t take no more, dear
Erp! Good God almighty you better stand clear, it’s a

Cheeseburger with parrot lice
Cuttlefish jelly on a plantain slice
There’s even some things he wouldn’t try twice
Such as a cheeseburger with parrot lice
Yes it’s a cheeseburger with parrot lice
Oh my God! Cheeseburger with parrot lice

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