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Song Parodies -> "Changes in Pantyhose, Changes in Scanty Clothes"

Original Song Title:

"Changes In Latitudes, Changes In Attitudes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffett

Parody Song Title:

"Changes in Pantyhose, Changes in Scanty Clothes"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

I took off all my clothing last night
Just to pose like the Pet of the Year
I was so hairy, oh dear, it was scary
Ponderin' where I'd lather and shear

Sashaying onward, transition so wrong
I was manly but I wanted some fluff
Squeezed into a bra and a dress like my ma
And I wound up girly, yet buff

It's these changes in pantyhose, changes in scanty clothes
Now I am simply divine
With all of my snogging and all of my jogging
If I couldn't mince I'd go out of my mind

Mowing the lower nine in some guy's golf course
Inspires me for a makeover soon
Dreams of relaxing while bikini waxing
Makes me want to be Heidi Klum

Wish I had me a figure like Monroe
And a swell pair of gams like Bacall
Hair like a rocker, inflatable knockers
The sexiest guy of them all

These changes in pantyhose, changes in scanty clothes
Practicing prances and struts
With all of my shagging and brown paper bagging
Without a cross dress, I confess I'd go nuts

I think about Paris and her sex tape divine
I wish I could make one myself
Wearing some tights with my booty in motion
God, I wish I could dress like an elf

Oh, something nice over the shoulder
A slit skirt that's still in good taste
There's just too much of me that no one wants to see
It's a shame that it's going to waste

With these changes in pantyhose, changes in scanty clothes
Airing my grievances out
With all of my swagger and posing like Jagger
I still like to vogue and assume a trout pout
Without a cross dress I confess I'd freak out
If I weren't an Eagle I'd be a Girl Scout

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Rob Arndt - June 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Been in your wife's wardrobe again, eh? 555!
Porfle Popnecker - June 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks! Actually, the kinkiest I get is when I wear mens' underwear.
John Barry - June 04, 2012 - Report this comment
"Basting a rayon hem in garmentmakerville," as I once put it.
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/jimmybuffet16.shtml
Porfle Popnecker - June 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Something about Jimmy Buffett seems to inspire transvestite parodies!
AFW - June 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Hard to go wrong if your theme is a thong
Porfle Popnecker - June 05, 2012 - Report this comment
You thaid it!
Matthias - June 20, 2012 - Report this comment
I don't want to say this parody dragged because you're still the queen of parody writing!
Porfle Popnecker - June 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, I was hoping this one would have crossover appeal.
Agrimorfee - June 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Damn, we learned something new about you, Porfle! Just kidding, but damn, swagger/Jagger, shaggkng/brown paper bagging, mowing the lower 9...that kind of songwriting doesnt happen everyday.
Porfle Popnecker - June 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Much appreciated!
Rex - July 01, 2012 - Report this comment
Simply FAAAAAbulous! I think you captured the essence of the Key West lifestyle here.
Porfle Popnecker - July 01, 2012 - Report this comment
I knew I'd captured something--I just wasn't sure what it was!
bobpiecheese - July 01, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Well, it's like they say, don't be a drag, just be a queen. Great stuff here P-man, 555!
Porfle Popnecker - July 01, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks!
Blaydeman - July 02, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Work it girl! Work them pantyhose!
Phil Alexander - July 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Excellent stuff- reminds me of a word I coined a while back when doing a "Vatican Rag" parody: transvestitilation :-)
Porfle Popnecker - July 03, 2012 - Report this comment
BM--I'm transvestitilatin'! Phil--that's a useful word!
Below Average Dave - July 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Well that was different, I liked the end line "If I weren't an Eagle I'd be a Girl Scout". . .sounds like this character is both, fun idea. . .
Porfle Popnecker - July 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks!

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