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Song Parodies -> "Nazi Extremists"

Original Song Title:

"Nautical Wheelers"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffett

Parody Song Title:

"Nazi Extremists"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Mass murderer Anders Breivik and his "New Knights Templar" nutty buddies.
Nazi Extremists who say they're "Crusaders"
Say Muslims and "Marxists" must go
Bayonets flashing, jackboot sounds crashing
Hoping their movement will grow

Now the kids were all playin' and nobody was sayin'
That a murderer would show up soon
That's cause up until this point, old Norway was peaceful
'Cause they weren't used to these kind of uncommon loons

And it's don't shoot me, don't shoot me, Nazi extremists
Why must you fill us with lead
Come on now, don't shoot me, don't shoot me, Nazi extremists
Rather be living than dead

Well the left has its loonies
And the right has its crazies
But some of them just are unglued
This "Vienna School"* is a bunch of damned fools
Who hate Muslims like Hitler did Jews
He used the pseudonym of Andrew Berwick
Was into Freemasonry
And if that wasn't bad enough, he said that there's 80
People who with him agree

And it's don't shoot me, don't shoot me, Nazi extremists
Please don't blast me in the head
Come on now, don't shoot me, don't shoot me, Nazi extremists
Utoya's ground's turning red

Well, now he had the nerve
To call himself a Christian
Ignoring what Christ himself said:
"Live by killing, blood spilling
Lots of swordplay and gunplay
And you'll end up by the sword, dead"**
And the old sixth commandment said
"Thou shalt not murder"
He didn't much care for that
So he set a car bomb and then went to a youth camp
And unleashed the carnage for two hours' time

And it's don't shoot me, don't shoot me, Nazi extremists
Europe does not need your kind
Come on now, don't shoot me, don't shoot me, Nazi extremists
You're driving us out of our minds

You're driving us out of our minds
Yes, you're driving us out of our minds
* The "Vienna School" is the school of thought that Breivik adheres to, according to his manifesto ** Matthew 26:52 (paraphrased)

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Rob Arndt - July 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice work, 555... except that the man was not a Nazi nor a Christian- he was xenophobic, Anti- Marxist, Anti-Muslim, and Anti-Multicultural. His manifesto bears this out. While there are some similarities with Nazism, basically this guy was a nutcase who was paranoid about what he called "demographic Islam" with Norway and Europe in imminent danger of being outbirthed by Muslims and converted over to Euro-Islam.
Patrick - July 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Was this fruitcake shooting Muslims? Or did he just reduce the potential blond-haired, blue-eyed Nordic population by 90+? Don't know the original melody, but trying to differentiate between various subtypes of insanity can drive you crazy. By the time this dude gets out of prison, he'll be years younger than I am now. Unless the Norwegians get the idea from our courts to charge him the full 21 year sentence for each individual he murdered.
Love and Peace or Else - July 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Where is the Christianity in bomb attacks and mass murder? None, just like there is no Islam in such activity. These people who claim to be Christian who want to destroy "terrorist" Islam are just like them. Both religions have their true practitioners and their fanatics. People need to get wise and stop listening to these fanatic demogogues and their hate-soaked vomit. This fruitcake killed random Norweigians, most likely they were non-Muslim. There's no excuse for this crap, he's using religion as a front.

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